immuno: (the pretty lies.)
lydια #ɪᴀʟᴡᴀʏsғɪɴᴅᴛʜᴇʙᴏᴅɪᴇs мαrтιɴ ([personal profile] immuno) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-07-16 01:30 pm

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If someone lacks the good judgment to register and accept the government's handholding, where should they begin looking for a new job as an unsettled imPort?

[ As she pushes hair out of her face, it's plain to see that Lydia herself is registered. Who knew she had it in her to do things for other people. ]

I know there must be imPort-run businesses hiring, or some reasonably credible line of work that doesn't care about registration status. Skills include heavy lifting, aggressive driving, pain management, intimidation, animal handling, and ... Well, I'm sure there's something else he's good at.

[ She waves a hand dismissively. ]

We'll work out what he's a good fit for later. I'm really just looking for openings.

[ Mostly, she wants a medal for making it through this whole transmission without having to refer to Derek as 'a friend' or outing him for getting fired from his first job independent of his registration status. ]
humanistic: (meh - the Capulets & the...whatevers)

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[personal profile] humanistic 2014-07-20 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[no just a gross werewolf]

Right. Yeah. Well, that's two against him. Think that's time for an intervention.
humanistic: (yeah? - dude. you're not directing porn.)

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[personal profile] humanistic 2014-07-20 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
They can be for a lot of things. C'mon, he's your charity case.
humanistic: (hm! - a nice herpe to ruin the party)

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[personal profile] humanistic 2014-07-20 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Saintly interventions might work a bit better.

[speaking as someone that's been interventioned on, this is some real wisdom.]

But Jesus, you work fast.
Edited (too tired for html) 2014-07-20 05:51 (UTC)
humanistic: (think - i retract that bit)

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[personal profile] humanistic 2014-07-20 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I-- don't have much t' do with the Church.

[Even saying the word is a little-- well, it's not so bad, but it's not something he really enjoys, either.]

I mean, I wouldn't know how to go about that. It was kind of a joke.
humanistic: (ri-ight - literally too stupid to insult)

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[personal profile] humanistic 2014-07-22 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Since when are we bartering? I asked you one question, I didnt't ask for miracles or makeovers or anything.
humanistic: (yea right - the same annoying record)

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[personal profile] humanistic 2014-07-23 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[hang on how did they get to this point]

Jesus, I'll just tell him myself, if I'm going to have t' cut off an arm to get you to do it. It's not worth that.
humanistic: (really! - i've dranken a lot more)

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[personal profile] humanistic 2014-07-27 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[A wary pause. Usually, when people ask him to get rid of a problem, it's been... unpleasant.]

'Get rid of' how. Hand him an eviction notice? I think that's something your landlord's best suited to help with. Or am I just expected to sit there and stare at him until he gets uncomfortable?

[That would actually probably work, depending, but come on.]
humanistic: (suspicious - manipedis. guy stuff.)

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[personal profile] humanistic 2014-07-28 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[don't dump his body in a river, and she doesn't follow that up with just a shallow ravine or anything. pretty good.]

The thing is, I don't really like bein' told what to do.

[protesting is necessary, but this is a favor-for-favor even trade, so, fine. resigned, Mitchell sighs after a beat.]

What's he called.
humanistic: (wha - ultimate tanning institute)

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[personal profile] humanistic 2014-07-28 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, maybe a drug ring in a children's book.

[Because seriously, what are those names.]

Jesus, it's going t' feel like going after Disney characters.
humanistic: (food - we'll be right here w popcorn)

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[personal profile] humanistic 2014-07-29 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyone ever tell you you're a little annoying?
humanistic: (grl pls - this isn't law school)

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[personal profile] humanistic 2014-07-29 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[well GOOD THING HE'S DEAD but okay Mitchell just... sighs.]

Just take care of the milk thing.