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[immuno]

If someone lacks the good judgment to register and accept the government's handholding, where should they begin looking for a new job as an unsettled imPort?

[ As she pushes hair out of her face, it's plain to see that Lydia herself is registered. Who knew she had it in her to do things for other people. ]

I know there must be imPort-run businesses hiring, or some reasonably credible line of work that doesn't care about registration status. Skills include heavy lifting, aggressive driving, pain management, intimidation, animal handling, and ... Well, I'm sure there's something else he's good at.

[ She waves a hand dismissively. ]

We'll work out what he's a good fit for later. I'm really just looking for openings.

[ Mostly, she wants a medal for making it through this whole transmission without having to refer to Derek as 'a friend' or outing him for getting fired from his first job independent of his registration status. ]

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[heralding]

I thought you were skeptical about the government.

[That's the impression that Lightning had been given, anyway. But maybe she just sounds skeptical about everything in general.

... That's not such a bad thing.]

He can look into security work for one of those companies.

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[immuno]

I maintain a healthy skepticism about most things. Which is precisely why I know having greater access to the government is the best way to find out more. [ Where's Kara. More people here need to have read The Art of War. Lydia feels like #theonlyone. ] Do people generally trust unsettled imPorts to do security? I know there's some degree of bias there, but it's considerably outside my own personal experience, so I don't know to what extent.

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[glassinine]

What sort of work does he wish? I've compiled a list of Import-friendly businesses; more details on what he wishes to do, rather than simply what he is capable of doing, would be of use.

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[immuno]

He, and I quote, just wants "something to pay the bills." He's fairly low maintenance, with the exception of his people skills. Probably best to avoid anything that would require him to be nice or helpful.

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[altercate]

You've got to be kidding.

[ because text just doesn't capture the level of exasperation here. ]

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[immuno]

[ unfazed, ] How do you feel about landscaping?

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[aggressiveapathy]

[After looking at his replies and figuring out he's the dumbass James Dean]

Why aren't you registered?

[hackitude]

Wow. Your friend sounds like a real charmer. You're really selling it, Lydia.

[immuno]

I'm doing the best with what I have. It's not my fault that I don't have a lot to work with.

[selfimage]

[ looking exaggeratedly thoughtful. ]

Looks intimidating? Definitely not a people person? Ah, look at that, even animal herding.

I think I can find a place for him.

[immuno]

I'm fairly certain I'm currently surfing on the barest thread of his patience at this point, so please let it be a good one.

[ She's giving a cringing, hopeful kind of smile. As fun as fucking with Derek is, she knows he's bound to snap sooner or later, ok. ]

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[ex_question191]

Animal handling, nice.

[ are you ready for your medal, here it is. it's probably from Macy's. ]

Looks like it's working.

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[immuno]

If he asks you what he should send as a 'thank you' gift for getting him a job, I like violets. [ Which, it occurs to her, Stiles probably already knows. She's telling him anyway. ]

[permavoice]

[heartstings]

We could always use more people at the Red Branch. It's a pub and while myself or Cu could easily throw out the drunk idiots that cause trouble an extra pair of hands would be nice.

[immuno]

And your budget allows room to hire on a new bouncer?

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[aggressiveapathy]

Community college.

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[immuno]

Oh, I'm pretty sure he only has a high school diploma. I don't think they'd take him.

[lucke]

Are you trying find someone a job or drop him on someone's doorstep?

[Cu crosses his arms, pulling off a smile that is both charming and impish, as only he can.]

[immuno]

How about ... primarily the former, but open to the latter?

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[humanistic]

[after snooping around a little (but is it really snooping if everyone is having conversations in public) and realising that she's talking about Derek-the-smelly-werewolf--]

Animal handling?

[are you making a dog joke there]

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[immuno]

That's what I said. [ duh Mitchell keep up. It is 100% a dog joke. ]

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[nitidus]

Has he tried the zoo?

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[immuno]

You don't need a license for that?

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[granddevil]

The fact it must be you looking for a job it won't weight well on his resume. [ BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE ON THAT LIST IS TOTES NORMAL ]

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[immuno]

[ she gives a wry, short-lived laugh that's full of doubt. ]

Yeah. See, most people who know me would understand that asking me instead of doing it himself makes him smart. Hardly a negative.

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[runout]

Couldn't tell you, but if you happen to snag a list of potential jobs from someone else mind passing that info along?

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[immuno]

Kenzi's bar is looking for a bouncer, there's a landscaping company looking to hire, aaaand an alligator farm.