maskormenace | video. space time

Hey, it's me! ODIN DARK. [ he puts his hand over his face, shielding the world from the madness that stirs within him. ] When you were a child, were you ever afraid of... the Dark? Gehehuhuhuahahaha.

So, if you can't tell from the billboards of my face hung up all around in basically every city, I'm gonna be on TV! I'm a contestant on that space thing! Which is great because I deserve it more than anyone and I'm really funny and cool and smart and good looking and I'm gonna be naked and lighting things on fire and getting into fist fights and throwing drinks into people's faces like all the time so that everybody gives me attention and votes to keep me around or whatever. Get pumped! But also: I have some games we can play to celebrate? Consider this the second episode of my vlog I guess.

Game one: which of these are you? [ he holds his camera up to rEVEAL A WEREWOLF NAME QUIZ. he gives you about 2 seconds to look at the print out before he's moving on. ]

Game two: not actually a game! Tell me about things you want to see people do on TV so that I can do it. Literally anything. I'm not kidding. I'm going to be in space and I'm telling you right now I will literally do anything you tell me to do if it'll get me the attention I so sorely crave. Actually I guess this is the game in that whoever gives me the most ludicrous assignment wins? Haha. This feeling in my veins - what I once thought to be umbral, soulrendering dread - I now recognize as just super fun excitement.

Game three: TELL ME A SECRET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS SO I CAN SHOUT IT REALLY LOUDLY ON NATIONAL TV. Such an advanced spell... I truly am an excellent sorcerer.

THAT'S IT.

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That's a yes? That's a yes. Are you gonna get married? Or at least, like, Bone?

why
do u want to bone him

I mean, a little. Do you, though?

ok cool
asking bc I don't want to get drawn into a freaking ~~ it's complicated situation
and also bc idw to be the subject of anyones wank speculation fantasies

are u getting some juvenile inside scoop on the side

Everything Peter does is juvenile so it's hard for me to answer that question? Anything he might tell me "on the side" could be considered juvenile. Because a juvenile man is speaking those words to me. I only know basic stuff about you guys. You're intimidating but he likes that. He thinks highly of you. I just want to know if you think highly of him, too, And if you don't, I at least want to know if you'll totally bone him down? Even if it's just out of pity, I'm sure he'll appreciate it. I think he' would be a very appreciative lover. I think he would take care of your needs. Your needs would be satisfied! All of them. Every need! Peter's an appreciative lover who would satisfy your needs!

omfg lol
are you his dick's hype man

I am many things to his dick. Its hype man is merely one of my titles.

[DISTANT SCREAMING]

cute
sounds like u got it covered then ✌

hope u are very happy w that dick

I I don't understand. Please clarify the situation I find myself in. Are you going to commit an act of sexual intimacy with Peter Maximoff, or is he just going to have to keep doing those by himself? Because my role towards Peter Maximoff's dick is one of passive support. I give it compliments, I raise its self-confidence. I appreciate it for the soul it has. It's platonic. He likes boobs and stuff, which I can't provide for him in the way you so surely can.

provided makes boobs sound wwwway too easy
like they are
but RESPECT, hon

anyway idk it sounds you are PRETTY comfy w the d
maybe i should leave the ~ intimacy ~ up to u cockwhisperer
my steeze is more of the stepping on variety

How disappointing. Understood. I will whisper at his cock in your stead. But, Please at least step on him or break him in half. He told me at great lengths about how he would be into that. I analyzed him psychologically and we had a very nice conversation about who he is as a person. If you stepping on him would contribute to my relationship with him flourishing, I insist that you break those bones with due diligence.

don't worry hon that's my default

thnx for tag teaming on this
super relief that I don't have to talk about feelings

That option is still available!! I LOVE talking about feelings. Especially ones like yours! "Look at me, I'm abrasive and keep Peter at a distance because my particular brand of dealing with the soft yet emotionally grand love I feel towards him is defined by its defensiveness." That's you, probably. Or you're just a libertine young woman who prefers the soft and subtle convex of nerd-flesh beneath your heel over the complicated vulnerabilities that come with opening yourself up to a person. I don't know. I don't know you. But my point is if you've got a big big big big crush on him we can focus on that like right now.

omfg I meant you get to talk about HIS feelings with HIM
not what I am here for

the only big big big big crush you need to consider is the one where I will big time crush your balls if you keep going w this

so please don't speculate on any of my shit

Oh. Disappointing. You are a disappointing human being, in almost every respect. BUT I HAVE ACKNOWLEDGED YOUR BOUNDARIES, O PRINCESS. THE WALLS AROUND THIS CONVERSATORIAL ARENA HAVE BEEN SETIFIED. I still want you and him to kiss but if it's not your jam then ok. He is pretty unkissable so I get it.

tough tits wingman

kissing =/= talking about feelings tho
been there done that will do again
so chill out

My out has been chilled, but, I don't know. I don't know how far your relationship has progressed. I want you to progress it further after speaking with me, so that I may be thanked by Peter Maximoff. If you're not willing to be ankle-deep in his butt or to talk about your feelings with him or whatever, Can you like Slap him? Have you slapped him yet?

lmao
tbh u r vibing to me as more slappable

BUT idk dude
dumped coffee on him
is that up to your standards or

This is fair. There is nothing of me that isn't "more" when it comes to Peter Maximoff. But I would not get the same emotional and sexual pleasure from your slaps that Peter woild, so please stay in your lane. No. Wow, that's bad. I can't believe I used to think you were funny.

WOW COOL HEY good thing i'm not in it for your fucking entertainment
dickhead

protip why don't you go fall in a hole and see if that brings u some lols and ~~~ sexual pleasure

I don't understand why you're mad at me?

omg i'm just sad you don't think i'm funny

Oh. Well, hey. I used to, before you let me down. I'm sure you can climb that ladder again.

omggg do u think
new goals 🙏🙏🙏🙏

but how can i if u r going 2 space

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