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Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] glassinine) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-07-18 08:11 pm

[text] god I'm sorry I can't help myself I love posting in this game too much you guys are so great

[ That's right. It has been one week - less than one week - and Edgeworth is already bored and restless on vacation. So here he is. ]

A few items of business.

Wills. The risk of unexpected disappearance due to Porter malfunction is significant. Please be advised that, in the absence of kin or a legally recognized will, any possessions accrued in this world by a disappeared imPort will revert to the government.

I would recommend that all imPorts visit an attorney to write a will with them so that their possessions and funds either go to a friend or stay in the imPort community. I am willing to do this work pro bono; I have little doubt that other members of our legal community here would be willing to do so as well.

Please spread this offer to new imPorts when they arrive.

My thanks to April Ludgate for bringing this vital issue to my attention.


Employment. There are two primary difficulties facing imPorts if they choose not to register. The first is finding employment. I have been accruing a list of imPort-friendly businesses who are willing to hire unregistered individuals, and I am currently working on setting up a service that will help new imPorts find job placements. The first step is finding someone who will work as a career counselor and manager of this service; please contact me if you wish to apply for this job.


Fund. The second difficulty is, of course, finding money. It is difficult to sustain ourselves, being as we are refugees, if we do not have support from the government; those who reject government support are often at a loss.

To counteract this, I've set up a legally registered fund. This fund will make interest-free loans to any imPort in need of support.

The current endowment is $26,000. This is a paltry sum, as you can see. It is desperately in need of donations. All donations will be completely tax-deductible. One-time donations are appreciated, but continuing donations are even more so; I myself am donating 10% of every paycheck to this fund. It need not be so much; every bit helps.

Phoenix Wright is the other individual working with the fund. Contact him or myself if you have any questions.



Thank you very much for your time and attention.
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[personal profile] earnedmystripes 2014-07-22 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
which nobody else at your office could do while youre out of the country on your business trip thats not personal at all
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[personal profile] earnedmystripes 2014-07-30 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
im sure everyone believes you
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[personal profile] earnedmystripes 2014-07-31 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
i know youre ignoring the sarcasm on purpose but seriously that was a terrible comeback
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[personal profile] earnedmystripes 2014-08-03 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
[he's tempted to be completely petty and either not respond or get the last word in somehow, but some of the business here is relevant and who knows when Edgeworth will next bother to show up on the network.]

so how do i donate to this fund anyway
i wanna do that 10 percent thing too