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maskormenace2018-01-04 09:19 am
brickjoke) wrote in maskormenace2018-01-04 09:19 am
Entry tags:
- finn | fn-2187,
- harleen quinzel | harley quinn,
- joker | n/a,
- nathan drake | n/a,
- † barry allen | the flash,
- † blue oak | n/a,
- † count dooku | darth tyranus,
- † duo maxwell | shinigami,
- † edward nygma | the riddler,
- † herr starr | n/a,
- † james jesse | the trickster,
- † oswald cobblepot | the penguin,
- † terry mcginnis | batman
1 ❤ VIDEO
[ The video starts to a slightly angled view of an empty kitchen, as if the communicator was leaning upright against something. From the angle, though, it’d be reasonable to assume it’s on a countertop.
A voice speaks but there’s no one on screen. ]
-- recording? There! ...oh. Hold on, I’ll totally be right with you in a jiffy.
[ There’s a scraping sound as though someone is pushing something across the countertop. ]
I -- urghh -- I’m coming, just gottta -- hnnng --- oh my gosh this is heavy -- why is everything so big? What’re you all compensating for, huh? Why can’t this cup be normal sized?
[ Suddenly there’s a loud POP (which strangely sounds like someone making a popping sound with their mouth) and the cup disappears. A tiny sound of plastic hitting countertop can be heard. ]
Oh hey, whadya know! [ Loudly: ] Why can’t there be three dozen donuts and a purple helicopter filled with henchmen?
[ Silence. ]
Eh, worth a try.
[ A pitter-patter of plastic footsteps. ]
I’ll just put this here and -- big again!
[ With another loud POP the top half of a coffee cup is visible and perfectly centered. There’s a scrambling sound. ]
Introducing the Clown Prince of Crime! Batman’s greatest enemy and Gotham’s greatest fear! The one, the only --
[ A tiny lego minifig pulls himself up so he’s standing on the brim of the cup. His arms and his smile are thrown wide.. ]
The Joker!
[ He smiles even more broadly, somehow, and despite being made of plastic his facial expressions and body language shift and change perfectly naturally -- like when his face falls a second later. ]
I could’ve just made the phone thing me-sized, couldn’t I? Gosh darn it to heck.
(( If you are a resident of DE CHIMA #007 feel free to Action this with a "there is a lego on the kitchen table" ))
A voice speaks but there’s no one on screen. ]
-- recording? There! ...oh. Hold on, I’ll totally be right with you in a jiffy.
[ There’s a scraping sound as though someone is pushing something across the countertop. ]
I -- urghh -- I’m coming, just gottta -- hnnng --- oh my gosh this is heavy -- why is everything so big? What’re you all compensating for, huh? Why can’t this cup be normal sized?
[ Suddenly there’s a loud POP (which strangely sounds like someone making a popping sound with their mouth) and the cup disappears. A tiny sound of plastic hitting countertop can be heard. ]
Oh hey, whadya know! [ Loudly: ] Why can’t there be three dozen donuts and a purple helicopter filled with henchmen?
[ Silence. ]
Eh, worth a try.
[ A pitter-patter of plastic footsteps. ]
I’ll just put this here and -- big again!
[ With another loud POP the top half of a coffee cup is visible and perfectly centered. There’s a scrambling sound. ]
Introducing the Clown Prince of Crime! Batman’s greatest enemy and Gotham’s greatest fear! The one, the only --
[ A tiny lego minifig pulls himself up so he’s standing on the brim of the cup. His arms and his smile are thrown wide.. ]
The Joker!
[ He smiles even more broadly, somehow, and despite being made of plastic his facial expressions and body language shift and change perfectly naturally -- like when his face falls a second later. ]
I could’ve just made the phone thing me-sized, couldn’t I? Gosh darn it to heck.
(( If you are a resident of DE CHIMA #007 feel free to Action this with a "there is a lego on the kitchen table" ))
no subject
where do you keep the motorcycle
no subject
[We might be veering into untruths again, here. Or he might be talking about a basement garage! It is a mystery.]
no subject
[ DELIGHTED. ]
that's ok I keep writing audio prompts in tags to deaf characters
[A delighted Joker is probably bad, huh]