TEXT» woke up on the wrong side of reality& there's a madness that's just coursing right through me

[divaricate]

[Wanda has just discovered the treat that is a really good brand of chocolate covered espresso beans, and has eaten way too many in far to short of a time period. She is over-caffeinated and thinking and texting at a bazillion miles an hour, which means typos and shitposting galore.

She's sorry not sorry.]

oh m ygod, i founfd go0d chocolafte cofered espreesso beanzs!??!!!!!! wuhere have these beaen alol my life, beacsue they're os good??? i ate a plackage and a half in thfirty minutes. anyone who didn't tlel me about yhese before is banned.

[Banned from what? We just don't know. This is her over-caffeinated brain texting and thinking, here.]

can tehese give you spuerspeed??because i feel like i could run faster tahn my brother rihgt now.

peterpetfr peter let's race.

🏃💨 zoomzoom

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[monsterdoc]

...Wanda? Dear... you should not eat too many of those. It's not good for you.

[ Have a concerned fiance, Wanda. ]

[divaricate]

to olate.

you can hav this other hlaf pacakage?

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[eloquentness]

[ . . . ]

You okay over there?

[divaricate]

i tHINK! i might be stuck to a ceiling soon but waht goes up must come down eventyally? or something like that.

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[beyourzoomer]

Might want to slow down on the beans.

[Also? Ew.]

[divaricate]

i think i mised my change for tht a while ago. ooops.

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[drivesadesk]

This is a thing that exists? Where do you get them? I want these.

[divaricate]

oh yeha they're really good hang on let me snde you th ename of the store i gotthem from.

[in a second text, she attaches a picture of her receipt for the items, since that's easiest and has the name of the store already printed on it anyway; it's a place in Heropa.]

i'm gonna get more somedya for sure.

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[accelerate]

ZOOM ZOOM

How many did you eat of these espreesso beanzs and do you have enough so you can share?

[divaricate]

ZOOMZOOM. i aet SO MANY!!!!!! so. many. but i also gave the last half of the package i had to my fiance but i can tell you where you can gte soem of them of your own. i found tese in a shop in heropa.

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[ghoulking]

It's probably wise not to eat so many if you are that affected by caffeine.

[divaricate]

tooooooooooo late. i past that bar along tiem ago.

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[onlydoubts]

I don't know what those are, but they sound great.

still. might want to find someone to share them with.

[divaricate]

beacsuse they ARE great. \o/

well i ate that package and ahalf anf then my fiance took the last half, is that what yo umean by shareng

[quickfingers]

u've *bean* eating too many of those, wan

[divaricate]

badumtssshsh.

i can run 5437868246427658 miles an hour now did you knsow.

[incogneto]

Wanda

are you ok

[divaricate]

y ES !!!!!!! i' fien.

whydo you ask.

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[reexamined]

Why stop at a package and a half? Two packages is a good round number.

[he's not trying to be mean, he just thinks this is Amazing and the health risks are still well within non-toxic ranges, so why not be the Bad Advice Friend?]

[divaricate]

[Everyone needs at least one Bad Advice Friend, ok.]

the problem with that is i already gaev up the last hlaf of a pacakge to my fiance and he probably won't give it back if he hasnt already eats it.

womp

womp

/sad trimbone noise plays in the distance.

[calltheundertaker]

So're espreesso beanzs different from espresso beans? Asking for a friend.

[divaricate]

one of them is when you havent eated a bag and a haf. the other is aftr you have.

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[fridgeflower]

Nice emoji use.

Maybe you should ween yourself off of the espresso beans. This seems like it could go sideways very fast.

Maybe faster than you or Quicksilver can run.

[divaricate]

✔ thank.

well, i mean, i past sideways along time ago so yeha probably.

[romancekiller]

[clarke doesn't know what she's talking about but given the entire text post is mostly a lot of misspelled words, it does seem a bit concerning] are you okay?

[divaricate]

oh yeha i'm great just a lot of caffeine!1!!

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[notyourfathersosborn]

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I think you might have had too many.

[divaricate]

considseer thsi opposite statement:

i think you spelled 'not enough' rwong.


but also maybe.


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