TEXT» woke up on the wrong side of reality& there's a madness that's just coursing right through me

[divaricate]

[Wanda has just discovered the treat that is a really good brand of chocolate covered espresso beans, and has eaten way too many in far to short of a time period. She is over-caffeinated and thinking and texting at a bazillion miles an hour, which means typos and shitposting galore.

She's sorry not sorry.]

oh m ygod, i founfd go0d chocolafte cofered espreesso beanzs!??!!!!!! wuhere have these beaen alol my life, beacsue they're os good??? i ate a plackage and a half in thfirty minutes. anyone who didn't tlel me about yhese before is banned.

[Banned from what? We just don't know. This is her over-caffeinated brain texting and thinking, here.]

can tehese give you spuerspeed??because i feel like i could run faster tahn my brother rihgt now.

peterpetfr peter let's race.

🏃💨 zoomzoom

Comments

[divaricate]

that soudnds like the worst and best idea evre.

american (i assume) junk food is a wrird place to be in.

[beyourzoomer]

Basically!

[She has no idea if they're technically made in America or not, really, she just loves them.]

But also tasty. Have you ever had Nerds?

[divaricate]

i.. have not. are those shugar too?

[beyourzoomer]

Yeah, but they're a little sweeter than Pixie Sticks. And crunchy. They taste better than I'm describing it.

[divaricate]

i love crunchythings. i will try these next.

[beyourzoomer]

Cool. Hope you like 'em.

[divaricate]

i will report back o/