TEXT» woke up on the wrong side of reality& there's a madness that's just coursing right through me

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[Wanda has just discovered the treat that is a really good brand of chocolate covered espresso beans, and has eaten way too many in far to short of a time period. She is over-caffeinated and thinking and texting at a bazillion miles an hour, which means typos and shitposting galore.

She's sorry not sorry.]

oh m ygod, i founfd go0d chocolafte cofered espreesso beanzs!??!!!!!! wuhere have these beaen alol my life, beacsue they're os good??? i ate a plackage and a half in thfirty minutes. anyone who didn't tlel me about yhese before is banned.

[Banned from what? We just don't know. This is her over-caffeinated brain texting and thinking, here.]

can tehese give you spuerspeed??because i feel like i could run faster tahn my brother rihgt now.

peterpetfr peter let's race.

🏃💨 zoomzoom

Comments

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careful, the multiverse might not want you peeking at its panties

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waht the fuck does that even mean

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"andi can see trhough the multiverse proabababably."

little x-ray spec style humor.

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