TEXT» woke up on the wrong side of reality& there's a madness that's just coursing right through me

[divaricate]

[Wanda has just discovered the treat that is a really good brand of chocolate covered espresso beans, and has eaten way too many in far to short of a time period. She is over-caffeinated and thinking and texting at a bazillion miles an hour, which means typos and shitposting galore.

She's sorry not sorry.]

oh m ygod, i founfd go0d chocolafte cofered espreesso beanzs!??!!!!!! wuhere have these beaen alol my life, beacsue they're os good??? i ate a plackage and a half in thfirty minutes. anyone who didn't tlel me about yhese before is banned.

[Banned from what? We just don't know. This is her over-caffeinated brain texting and thinking, here.]

can tehese give you spuerspeed??because i feel like i could run faster tahn my brother rihgt now.

peterpetfr peter let's race.

🏃💨 zoomzoom

Comments

[divaricate]

that's what counts.

i like this one. i wish i could stuff tht many carrots in my mouth at once.

[reexamined]

Oh, I hate that. It's deformed by the end.

[divaricate]

yeah they have cheek puffs or whatever theyere called so they can carry food around. what a skill.

[reexamined]

Every step in the organic food digestive process will never cease to inspire the emotion of disgust to me.

[divaricate]

it can get tedious i'll give you that. and when youre sick with something and have to eat but feel too sick to eat its just!!!!!!!! why!!!!!!!!!!!! this!!!!!!

[reexamined]

I have been there. Both myself, and with dealing with someone who was sick, and refused to eat despite it being necessary to their survival. It's awful, in every aspect.

This is why they made medical droids.

[divaricate]

and you probably cant get coffee buzzed either huh

[that sounds p good.......]

[reexamined]

If I wanted to, I could write myself a program that would give me a similar 'feeling' to a coffee buzz, in this form.

I don't mind drinking coffee as a human.

[divaricate]

ohshit that's pretty cool actually.

sugar? cream? black?

[reexamined]

I could do this, for practically any human experience. I have yet to do so, however.

Sugar and cream.

[divaricate]

safe it for the better stuff, yeah.

do you like those rly pretentious drinks too?
bc those are great.

[reexamined]

The ones with a name that's usually at least five syllables?

Yes, of course.

[divaricate]

i was gonna say ten but yes those for sure too caramelpumpkinspicewithextracinnamonandsyrup

[reexamined]

And whipped cream.

[divaricate]

100% cannot forget that. wiht a sprinkle of cocoa powder on top.

[reexamined]

Yes, that sounds like something I would drink.

[divaricate]

ok youre cool then

10/10