TEXT» woke up on the wrong side of reality& there's a madness that's just coursing right through me

[divaricate]

[Wanda has just discovered the treat that is a really good brand of chocolate covered espresso beans, and has eaten way too many in far to short of a time period. She is over-caffeinated and thinking and texting at a bazillion miles an hour, which means typos and shitposting galore.

She's sorry not sorry.]

oh m ygod, i founfd go0d chocolafte cofered espreesso beanzs!??!!!!!! wuhere have these beaen alol my life, beacsue they're os good??? i ate a plackage and a half in thfirty minutes. anyone who didn't tlel me about yhese before is banned.

[Banned from what? We just don't know. This is her over-caffeinated brain texting and thinking, here.]

can tehese give you spuerspeed??because i feel like i could run faster tahn my brother rihgt now.

peterpetfr peter let's race.

🏃💨 zoomzoom

Comments

[eloquentness]

yes!! salads are great. painkillers too, if you can get them. Point is to have something else in your system.

you'll be okay. <3 It gets better, and espresso beans are yummy. So I feel you.

[divaricate]

if theres a next time for this i'm totally prepping a kit for after.

excellenttt! /highfives.

[eloquentness]

It never hurts. tbh I keep painkillers around for that reason.

[divaricate]

good reason thuogh. whats the best kind for this?

[eloquentness]

Oh, tbh the store brand does the trick.

If you want the pricier brands, they're also great but I can send you coupons from my work. (: