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UN: FLASH

[ for the first time since his arrival, the flash graces the network at lunchtime. it's a good thing this isn't paper-based. there'd be crumbs everywhere ... as well as ketchup and a soft drink stain. the flash may be the fastest man alive, but he's still a klutz. ]

ROGUES WANTED

SEEKING: ROGUES SPECIALIZING IN COLD, HEAT, BAD JOKES, MUSIC* TO KEEP THE FLASH ON HIS TOES AND IN FIT CONDITION FOR COLD, HEATWAVE, TRICKSTER, AND PIPER TO RETURN.

MUST HAVE: GREAT SENSES OF HUMOR, ABILITY TO ACCEPT PEP TALKS, ABILITY TO GIVE PEP TALKS, AND ROGUES WHO ARE COMFORTABLE COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS

THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A ROGUE? LET US KNOW NOW! AND BY US I MEAN JUST THE FLASH

NAME:

GENERATION:

TOP 5 SKILLS:

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES:

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY"** OF A "HERO"*** BEFORE?

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?

HOBBIES?

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND:

* THE FLASH HAS LOST ALL OF HIS ROGUES :'( I LOVE YOU GUYS
** ENEMY IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO PULL THE METAPHORICAL PIGTAILS OF THE FLASH, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS TRULY AN ENEMY OR A BAD PERSON
*** HERO IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO THE ROGUES THINK OF AS A HERO, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE

[ if you want to apply, fill in this easy-to-fill in form:
<span style="font-family:courier"><font color="red"><B>NAME</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>GENERATION:</B> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 SKILLS</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 WEAKNESSES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HOBBIES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND</B>:</FONT> </span>

please note that acceptance as a rogue doesn't guarantee you will be invited to his vip beyonce concert tour. this right is reserved for iris west-allen and his original rogues ... ]

Comments

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WHAT
SINCE WHEN
THEY CAN'T SAY GOODBYE BUT THEY CAN LEAVE THIS TO US
WHAT THE FRAK

[ he's not sad (or about to choke with sadness) as he eats his burger. he's not. ]

DO THEY HAVE A POOL??
A POOL TABLE??
A WORKING DISHWASHER??

[ one of those things is not like the other. ]

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[eloquentness]

Since today? Yesterday?? I got a letter in the mail telling me that the apartment's in my name.

IDK. I haven't been to their place in a while, [ implying that she sure did visit Mick on a regular basis, ] but I'm p sure Snart prioritized basic working appliances.

Does that mean you're in?

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I'M IN

DO I HAVE TIME TO FINISH MY BURGER AND INTERVIEWS?

[ he's already scoffing that shit down even before he finishes typing his message. ]

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[eloquentness]

Yeah! I don't finish my shift for a couple more hours.

New Rogues or no-new Rogues, I'll swing by the burger place on my way back and get you a couple more.

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SO DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TIME FOR THE RIBS ...

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[eloquentness]

Ribs AND biscuits, should you want to treat yourself.

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BUT I HAVE TO WAIT
RIGHT?

[ can he just come ... right ... now ... ]

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[eloquentness]

Unless you want to finish up my paperwork for me....

[ don't seriously take her up on this. ]

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[ the text comes without any room for iris' message to breathe. ]

PASS

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I MEAN
THANK YOU KINDLY FOR THE OFFER
BUT NO THANK YOU
MY PENMANSHIP IS NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE

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[eloquentness]

I figured as much.

So should I put the paperwork aside for a little bit or do you want to finish those ribs first?

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[ what makes you think he isn't on his second lot of ribs, west-allen? ]

HOW MANY RIBS CAN I FIT IN BEFORE YOU'RE DONE?
AND IS THERE TIME FOR ICE-CREAM IN THE CONE?

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[eloquentness]

[ why is she not remotely surprised.... ]

idk, am I coming to you or are you meeting me there?

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DUH
YOU'RE COMING HERE
I'LL HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO EAT MY RIBS THAT WAY

[ translation: he's going to go to iris because barry allen is not patient for her slow human waddle. ]

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[eloquentness]

Hey!!! We can't all be blessed with your speed.

[ she's already grabbing her bags to go, so - she'll see him very, very soon. ]

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SSK SDJFKLS FSDJ IRIS OWES ME A BROWNIE

[ how barry allen manages to type a message that's reminiscent of him speaking with his mouth full is beyond the universe. but, translated to english: waddle quickly and bring a hat. also a brownie. ]

[ or he could've said: i love you iris. we just don't know. ]