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UN: FLASH

[ for the first time since his arrival, the flash graces the network at lunchtime. it's a good thing this isn't paper-based. there'd be crumbs everywhere ... as well as ketchup and a soft drink stain. the flash may be the fastest man alive, but he's still a klutz. ]

ROGUES WANTED

SEEKING: ROGUES SPECIALIZING IN COLD, HEAT, BAD JOKES, MUSIC* TO KEEP THE FLASH ON HIS TOES AND IN FIT CONDITION FOR COLD, HEATWAVE, TRICKSTER, AND PIPER TO RETURN.

MUST HAVE: GREAT SENSES OF HUMOR, ABILITY TO ACCEPT PEP TALKS, ABILITY TO GIVE PEP TALKS, AND ROGUES WHO ARE COMFORTABLE COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS

THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A ROGUE? LET US KNOW NOW! AND BY US I MEAN JUST THE FLASH

NAME:

GENERATION:

TOP 5 SKILLS:

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES:

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY"** OF A "HERO"*** BEFORE?

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?

HOBBIES?

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND:

* THE FLASH HAS LOST ALL OF HIS ROGUES :'( I LOVE YOU GUYS
** ENEMY IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO PULL THE METAPHORICAL PIGTAILS OF THE FLASH, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS TRULY AN ENEMY OR A BAD PERSON
*** HERO IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO THE ROGUES THINK OF AS A HERO, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE

[ if you want to apply, fill in this easy-to-fill in form:
<span style="font-family:courier"><font color="red"><B>NAME</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>GENERATION:</B> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 SKILLS</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 WEAKNESSES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HOBBIES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND</B>:</FONT> </span>

please note that acceptance as a rogue doesn't guarantee you will be invited to his vip beyonce concert tour. this right is reserved for iris west-allen and his original rogues ... ]

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[ almost like he hadn't even left where he sat, his message comes quick. ]

TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS, RIGHT?
HOPEFULLY YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT HERE
AND IF YOU DO, AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT AN ALLY

I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE THAT TOY FYI

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[canonized_demon]

Holy shit. Holy SHIT! That was fucking AMAZING! That's so fucking awesome, you could go anywhere and do anything!

Hey, you're not, perchance, interested in being the Lieutenant in the new chapter of a Gang?

[Oh Alex. You are SO barking up the wrong tree.]

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WHAT KIND OF GANG?
IS THERE A QUESTIONNAIRE?
I'LL BE REALLY HONEST
I CAN MAKE UP THE QUESTIONNAIRES BUT I AM REALLY BAD AT FILLING THEM OUT
SHORT ATTENTION SPAN
OR QUICK ATTENTION SPAN, ACCORDING TO MY BRAND

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[canonized_demon]

You know, like a gang gang. Money, fame, women, the whole nine yards. I ran that most successful gang ever back home, and I'm kinda thinking I want to start a chapter here. [She's not big on humility, our Alex.]

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A GANG GANG ...
I DON'T REALLY NEED WOMEN
NOT THAT THEY'RE NOT NICE OR NOT WANTED
BUT I ALREADY HAVE WOMEN
A WOMAN
POSSIBLY A WOMAN?
OR MONEY
OR FAME
UNLESS FAME MEANS I GET ANOTHER DRINK NAMED AFTER ME
THAT WAS PRETTY COOL

[ focus for a second, flash. ]

WOULD THIS GANG BE HELPING PEOPLE?

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[canonized_demon]

You have a drink named after you? That's pretty awesome. My crew got a drink named after 'em, but I don't have one for just me.

['Gimme an Alex Marino' doesn't really have much of a ring to it really.]

Saints tend to help people who help themselves yeah? We're not a charity org if that's what you mean.

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SO YOU'RE THE ANTI CHARITY ORGANIZATION?
A SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM, NOT ROBIN HOOD?

[ it's not exactly the best comparison ... one was portrayed as a handsome fox, another as a man who got his words all jumbled up in front of cary elwes ... ]

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[canonized_demon]

Nah not like that man. More like...hrm, shit. More like if Robin Hood robbed from the rich, but kept it for his own people? And you only got a share if you joined the Merry Men?


...sound worse when I read it like that.

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IT DOESN'T SOUND TOO BAD!

[ it does, sorry alex. ]

IF YOU'RE EVER IN A JAM, I CAN HELP YOU OUT
I'M NOT GOOD AT ROBBING PLACES
I'M PRETTY CLUMSY
POOR TIMING SKILLS
I KIND OF BURN WHATEVER I WEAR THAT ISN'T MY SUIT SOMETIMES
I'D SLOW YOU GUYS DOWN

[ ha. ]

[ guess who sucks at job interviews? this guy. ]

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[canonized_demon]

Well don't force yourself man, we can be friends without being co-workers yeah? Don't get me wrong, I want some Saints, but if it's not your thing...

[She really has no idea how much it's not your thing Flash.]