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UN: FLASH

[ for the first time since his arrival, the flash graces the network at lunchtime. it's a good thing this isn't paper-based. there'd be crumbs everywhere ... as well as ketchup and a soft drink stain. the flash may be the fastest man alive, but he's still a klutz. ]

ROGUES WANTED

SEEKING: ROGUES SPECIALIZING IN COLD, HEAT, BAD JOKES, MUSIC* TO KEEP THE FLASH ON HIS TOES AND IN FIT CONDITION FOR COLD, HEATWAVE, TRICKSTER, AND PIPER TO RETURN.

MUST HAVE: GREAT SENSES OF HUMOR, ABILITY TO ACCEPT PEP TALKS, ABILITY TO GIVE PEP TALKS, AND ROGUES WHO ARE COMFORTABLE COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS

THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A ROGUE? LET US KNOW NOW! AND BY US I MEAN JUST THE FLASH

NAME:

GENERATION:

TOP 5 SKILLS

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY"** OF A "HERO"*** BEFORE?

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?

HOBBIES?

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND:

* THE FLASH HAS LOST ALL OF HIS ROGUES :'( I LOVE YOU GUYS
** ENEMY IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO PULL THE METAPHORICAL PIGTAILS OF THE FLASH, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS TRULY AN ENEMY OR A BAD PERSON
*** HERO IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO THE ROGUES THINK OF AS A HERO, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE

[ if you want to apply, fill in this easy-to-fill in form:

please note that acceptance as a rogue doesn't guarantee you will be invited to his vip beyonce concert tour. this right is reserved for iris west-allen and his original rogues ... ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

WHAT
NO

AND BY NO I MEAN IT TOTALLY DOES
HOW? WHY? WHEN? WHO DID THIS TO YOU?

Did this to me? She did it to herself. How she acted when Kelly left DC for her big solo album and then throwing shade when hers didn't drop as hot? Are you one of those people who think she can make a comeback?

BUT THEY REUNITED FOR THE SUPERBOWL!
THERE'S NOTHING BUT MAD RESPECT AND SISTERHOOD BETWEEN KELLY AND BEYONCE
SHOULDN'T WE BE REALLY WORRIED ABOUT MICHELLE?
I LOVE BEYONCE AND I LOVE KELLY BUT MICHELLE'S GOT THE VOCALS AND THE MOTIVE FOR ANY BEY-TERMINATION SINCE MICHELLE WHO?

Are you tripping? Bruh, no one would let Beyonce near a Superbowl. Maybe a national anthem at a World Series game. She does have pipes, just no personality that hasn't been done already.

Michelle gets all the props for doing her own thing her own way and not trying to make big waves. I like how she keeps it simple without being simple.

{ooc: max comes from a world where beyonce's influence is a lot less, so free to tell him all about a world where she's the queen bee. it'll blow his mind.}

Edited 2018-03-31 01:55 (UTC)

[ max, who ruined your world? who? tell barry so he can go back and change it. ]

[ in the meantime, barry allen may be experiencing his memories being plucked from his memory vault one by one, but he knows that something's up. alternate worlds, different choices leading to different paths ... rather than frustrate and disappoint him, the idea of this world being vastly different to his own pop culture wise is exciting. ]

WHAT WAS BEYONCE'S LAST ALBUM?
JW

BRUH. I don't even know. 2 Fierce 2 Furious or something like that? Came out a few years back. Some kind of sequel to the Sasha Fierce one. She might have one come out this year I don't know. I march with Kelly. You probably know better than I do.

DUUUUDE
YOUR EARTH IS BEHIND THE TIMES!
THIS IS A DIS-AS-TUH
LIKE LADY GAGA NEVER PICKING UP HER PHONE
BEYONCE IS THE BEST PERFORMING ARTIST OF ALL TIME WITH A NICE REFERENCE FROM MY MAN KANYE
THIS IS GETTING 2 HECTIC 2 UNBELIEVABLE FOR ME

NO DISRESPECT TO KELLY R OF COURSE
DILEMMA IS A BOP AND I AM WORKING TO GET IT AS ONE OF MY THEME SONGS
ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE TRIED TO TEXT NELLY IN EXCEL SPREADSHEETS

NO WAY. TRUTH? KELLY HAS A DEVOUT BASE MAN. THE SOULDIERS BE SCARY. AND SHE'S NOT EVEN THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN. ALICIA KEYS RULES THE KINGDOM FOREVER. BEYONCE CAN'T EVEN DREAM OF TOPPLING HER. RAYNE INESTA HAS BEEN TRYING FOR YEARS.

[Why is he caplocking? Because this is serious. What kind of world does this guy live in?]

RAYNE INESTA WHO?
WHICH ALICIA KEYS SONG WOULD YOU PICK TO BE YOUR THEME?
KARMA?
NEW YORK?
THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE?

NEW YORK IS TRUE LIFE FOREVER. But truth my favorite is always going to be Fallin'. That stole my heart before I knew I could give it away.

Rayne is lot like Alicia but she has this holographic set up on stage and plays her keytar while swinging in the air. Lots of acrobatics. Like musical Cirque du Soleil.

SHE SOUNDS A LOT LIKE PINK
OR P!INK
I'M UNSURE OF WHERE SHE IS WITH HER ! IN HER NAME

CAN I TAKE A GUESS AND ASSUME A KEYTAR IS A GUITAR?
DOES KELLY USE HOLOGRAPHICS DURING HER CONCERTS?

More like if Shakira had a lovechild with Mary J. Blige that was a former junior Olympic gymnast. Keytar is a guitar with a keyboard on it instead of strings. She pulled it out of nowhere. I didn't even know they existed out of the 1980s before she showed up with one.

Kelly doesn't use any holos, she doesn't need to. She's old school. It's her charm. No one asks Michael Bublé to add a rockband and a smoke machine to his act.

SO YOU HAVE MICHAEL BUBLE BUBLEING
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE BEYONCE BEYONCEING ON YOUR EARTH
HUH
INTERESTING

WHAT ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS?

I don't even know what Beyonceing is, bruh. She does her thing, but lots of people do the same thing so it's not that big of a deal. No one wants a reboot of something that's never stopped happening.

What about Britney? She's been doing good for herself performing in Vegas since Bombelles broke up.

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