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UN: FLASH

[ for the first time since his arrival, the flash graces the network at lunchtime. it's a good thing this isn't paper-based. there'd be crumbs everywhere ... as well as ketchup and a soft drink stain. the flash may be the fastest man alive, but he's still a klutz. ]

ROGUES WANTED

SEEKING: ROGUES SPECIALIZING IN COLD, HEAT, BAD JOKES, MUSIC* TO KEEP THE FLASH ON HIS TOES AND IN FIT CONDITION FOR COLD, HEATWAVE, TRICKSTER, AND PIPER TO RETURN.

MUST HAVE: GREAT SENSES OF HUMOR, ABILITY TO ACCEPT PEP TALKS, ABILITY TO GIVE PEP TALKS, AND ROGUES WHO ARE COMFORTABLE COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS

THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A ROGUE? LET US KNOW NOW! AND BY US I MEAN JUST THE FLASH

NAME:

GENERATION:

TOP 5 SKILLS:

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES:

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY"** OF A "HERO"*** BEFORE?

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?

HOBBIES?

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND:

* THE FLASH HAS LOST ALL OF HIS ROGUES :'( I LOVE YOU GUYS
** ENEMY IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO PULL THE METAPHORICAL PIGTAILS OF THE FLASH, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS TRULY AN ENEMY OR A BAD PERSON
*** HERO IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO THE ROGUES THINK OF AS A HERO, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE

[ if you want to apply, fill in this easy-to-fill in form:
<span style="font-family:courier"><font color="red"><B>NAME</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>GENERATION:</B> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 SKILLS</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 WEAKNESSES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HOBBIES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND</B>:</FONT> </span>

please note that acceptance as a rogue doesn't guarantee you will be invited to his vip beyonce concert tour. this right is reserved for iris west-allen and his original rogues ... ]

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YOU ABDUCTED HIM SEVERAL TIMES?
WAS IT FOR "EVIL" OR WAS THIS YOU WANTING TO HANG OUT BUT YOU DIDN'T ASK HIM IF HE WAS AVAILABLE?
SOME OF MY ROGUES HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE

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[drivesadesk]

A little bit of both. I was supposed to be gathering info to better infiltrate humans, and what better way to gather that kind of intel than kidnapping someone and asking how their day went?

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DO YOU REMEMBER IF HE SAID ANYTHING INTERESTING FOR YOUR MISSION?

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[drivesadesk]

Nothing specific, but it was generally helpful for my learning how to do the human thing. But it mostly made me realize that some humans really have a lot of integrity, and want to do what's right even if it wasn't what's best for them, and that ended up making me not want to be part of the invasion at all.

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AN INVASION
I NEED POPCORN FOR THIS STORY

I'M GLAD YOUR FRIEND WAS GOOD FOR YOU
I HOPE HE INVITES YOU OVER EVERY SUNDAY FOR DINNER NOW?

[ this story needs a happy ending. please give him a happy ending. ]

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[drivesadesk]

No. I got in over my head with the whole turning on the invasion thing. He died saving me.

[Sorry, no happy ending.]

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[ this took a turn. :c ]

I'M SORRY YOU LOST YOUR FRIEND
I HAD TWO FRIENDS SAVE ME
ALL YOU CAN DO IS REMEMBER THEM
SOUNDS PRETTY CRAPPY IN COMPARISON, RIGHT?

[drivesadesk]

Yeah...

But in this place, dead people can show up, so...you never know, right?