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UN: FLASH

[ for the first time since his arrival, the flash graces the network at lunchtime. it's a good thing this isn't paper-based. there'd be crumbs everywhere ... as well as ketchup and a soft drink stain. the flash may be the fastest man alive, but he's still a klutz. ]

ROGUES WANTED

SEEKING: ROGUES SPECIALIZING IN COLD, HEAT, BAD JOKES, MUSIC* TO KEEP THE FLASH ON HIS TOES AND IN FIT CONDITION FOR COLD, HEATWAVE, TRICKSTER, AND PIPER TO RETURN.

MUST HAVE: GREAT SENSES OF HUMOR, ABILITY TO ACCEPT PEP TALKS, ABILITY TO GIVE PEP TALKS, AND ROGUES WHO ARE COMFORTABLE COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS

THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A ROGUE? LET US KNOW NOW! AND BY US I MEAN JUST THE FLASH

NAME:

GENERATION:

TOP 5 SKILLS:

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES:

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY"** OF A "HERO"*** BEFORE?

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?

HOBBIES?

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND:

* THE FLASH HAS LOST ALL OF HIS ROGUES :'( I LOVE YOU GUYS
** ENEMY IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO PULL THE METAPHORICAL PIGTAILS OF THE FLASH, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS TRULY AN ENEMY OR A BAD PERSON
*** HERO IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO THE ROGUES THINK OF AS A HERO, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE

[ if you want to apply, fill in this easy-to-fill in form:
<span style="font-family:courier"><font color="red"><B>NAME</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>GENERATION:</B> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 SKILLS</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 WEAKNESSES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HOBBIES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND</B>:</FONT> </span>

please note that acceptance as a rogue doesn't guarantee you will be invited to his vip beyonce concert tour. this right is reserved for iris west-allen and his original rogues ... ]

Comments

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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN HIRED AS A FLASH ROGUE!
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ALWAYS D
ALSO THANKS FOR HELPING ME PICK WHAT I WAS GOING TO EAT NEXT
I JUST FINISHED MY FRIES AND I'M KIND OF CRAVING RIBS AND A GARDEN SALAD

[yaaas_queen]

dang if u go thu food like I go thru life's obstacles

impressive

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LIKE IT'S NOT THERE?
YEP
EXCEPT I KNOW FOOD IS THERE BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD
I DON'T THINK LIFE'S OBSTACLES TASTE VERY GOOD
UNLESS IT'S A PIZZA
HAWAIIN?

[yaaas_queen]

my life's obstacles sometimes are filled with prickly outsides and sweet rewards inside, like a pineapple

also a lot of spam

the email kind

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LIKE PINEAPPLE ON A PIZZA ...?

[yaaas_queen]

Xactly

but I rep for NY style over Hawaiian

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I THINK WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO EITHER BE OKAY WITH BEING MORTAL ENEMIES OR GO ON A PIZZA LUNCH PARTY
I'M KIND OF LEANING TOWARDS THE FORMER TURNING INTO THE LATTER
THOUGHTS?

[yaaas_queen]

considering my fame will grant me immortality to go beyond mere mortal enemies this is an acceptable arrangement

so is the lunch party

I have to see how you can deny the superiority of a NY crust for easy ham promises