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UN: FLASH

[ for the first time since his arrival, the flash graces the network at lunchtime. it's a good thing this isn't paper-based. there'd be crumbs everywhere ... as well as ketchup and a soft drink stain. the flash may be the fastest man alive, but he's still a klutz. ]

ROGUES WANTED

SEEKING: ROGUES SPECIALIZING IN COLD, HEAT, BAD JOKES, MUSIC* TO KEEP THE FLASH ON HIS TOES AND IN FIT CONDITION FOR COLD, HEATWAVE, TRICKSTER, AND PIPER TO RETURN.

MUST HAVE: GREAT SENSES OF HUMOR, ABILITY TO ACCEPT PEP TALKS, ABILITY TO GIVE PEP TALKS, AND ROGUES WHO ARE COMFORTABLE COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS

THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A ROGUE? LET US KNOW NOW! AND BY US I MEAN JUST THE FLASH

NAME:

GENERATION:

TOP 5 SKILLS:

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES:

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY"** OF A "HERO"*** BEFORE?

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?

HOBBIES?

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND:

* THE FLASH HAS LOST ALL OF HIS ROGUES :'( I LOVE YOU GUYS
** ENEMY IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO PULL THE METAPHORICAL PIGTAILS OF THE FLASH, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS TRULY AN ENEMY OR A BAD PERSON
*** HERO IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO THE ROGUES THINK OF AS A HERO, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE

[ if you want to apply, fill in this easy-to-fill in form:
<span style="font-family:courier"><font color="red"><B>NAME</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>GENERATION:</B> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 SKILLS</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 WEAKNESSES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HOBBIES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND</B>:</FONT> </span>

please note that acceptance as a rogue doesn't guarantee you will be invited to his vip beyonce concert tour. this right is reserved for iris west-allen and his original rogues ... ]

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NEW YORK IS TRUE LIFE FOREVER. But truth my favorite is always going to be Fallin'. That stole my heart before I knew I could give it away.

Rayne is lot like Alicia but she has this holographic set up on stage and plays her keytar while swinging in the air. Lots of acrobatics. Like musical Cirque du Soleil.

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SHE SOUNDS A LOT LIKE PINK
OR P!INK
I'M UNSURE OF WHERE SHE IS WITH HER ! IN HER NAME

CAN I TAKE A GUESS AND ASSUME A KEYTAR IS A GUITAR?
DOES KELLY USE HOLOGRAPHICS DURING HER CONCERTS?

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More like if Shakira had a lovechild with Mary J. Blige that was a former junior Olympic gymnast. Keytar is a guitar with a keyboard on it instead of strings. She pulled it out of nowhere. I didn't even know they existed out of the 1980s before she showed up with one.

Kelly doesn't use any holos, she doesn't need to. She's old school. It's her charm. No one asks Michael Bublé to add a rockband and a smoke machine to his act.

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SO YOU HAVE MICHAEL BUBLE BUBLEING
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE BEYONCE BEYONCEING ON YOUR EARTH
HUH
INTERESTING

WHAT ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS?

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I don't even know what Beyonceing is, bruh. She does her thing, but lots of people do the same thing so it's not that big of a deal. No one wants a reboot of something that's never stopped happening.

What about Britney? She's been doing good for herself performing in Vegas since Bombelles broke up.