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[burlyboy]

Right, so. Thought experiment. Bear with me here.

Let's say you got a chance to go back and change whatever that dumb shit you did was - you know, the point where everything went wrong, or you wish you would've done something differently. Only if you change that, that means erasing everything that ever happened after too, good or bad. Everything you're proud of, and all the friends you made.

Would you do it?

[ Hm. This sounds super specific and super suspicious! HE'S JUST GONNA... COUCH IT A LITTLE. ]

I met a really weird witch, fellas.

[ #nailedit. Which is to say: hello, everyone, one Magnus Burnsides is back in town and, ostensibly, acting as though he never left! ]

Comments

[knaval]

I regret it! This is the worst idea I've ever had!

[he yells helplessly into his hands, getting up to follow magnus. the bartender just shakes his head, like he didn't see this coming 100 miles away the moment they walked in.]

I can't stand. Can you carry me? I think I'm dying.

[burlyboy]

What do I look like? I can carry - urp - anyone!

[ Don't take him up on that invitation, Riptide. It won't go well. He prides himself on being able to haul just about anyone around but there's an exception for when he's undergoing significant amounts of gastrointestinal distress. ]