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THE MAJORITY REPORT: APRIL 10TH, 2018

THE MAJORITY REPORT: APRIL 10TH, 2018With the Porter having been stabilized, all returns to normal. At least until the weekend cometh.

POLITIK TOK
As seen on national news outlets:
The campaign for DE CHIMA begins! So far the candidates lined up are the electric newcomer Baal and the erudite David Blake. Will this be the Millennial VS Boomer ballot box battle of the year? Will others yet join the fray? Only time will tell!

QUENCH THE THIRST WITH BINCH WATER
As seen on Bwitter, Rumblr, Ya Hoe News :
In honor of the brand new image-hosting service, BINCHTRIST, the maiden voyage Binchtrist Board will be an ALL IMPORT INPUT! What best captures the imPort experience in pure visual form? Only imPorts may contribute to the theme, with the exception of the starting image:

IN-SATIABLE!
As seen in print versions of the IN-Port Magazine and its Spring Sizzle List from will be hitting news stands with a digital version available to download online. Promos to social media where applicable:
Spring is upon us and IN-Port magazine has published their bi-annual Sizzle List; a naming of ten ImPorts they feel whose popularity, scandal or good looks merits earning them a coveted spot on Sizzle List and the renown title of Truly Sizzling. Named in this magazine and accompanied by candid photographs or well-lit head (and or mug,) shots are the following in no specified order:
Padme Amidala
ImPort Ambassador Padme Amidala, who exudes a sense of grace, poise and composure after taking on the challenge of becoming the representative for Maurtia Falls this past election has become an idol for young girls across the nation. We love you, Ambassador Amidala!

Dr. Harleen Quinzel
Known as Harley Quinn to some, Dr. Quinzel and her entourage of hyenas have us going gaga over such a fine example of beauty and brains all wrapped up into one quirky little package! Now, if only we could manage to touch our toes with half the grace!

Bela Talbot
Where Maurtia Falls loses something precious, De Chima gains - Bela Talbot's beloved shop has recently relocated and we'll have to admit we'll be following Miss Talbot wherever she goes. A reality TV star, we fondly remember her from the hijinks in space on BB3K and wonder if we'll be seeing her on the screens again anytime soon. We hope so!

Alison Hendrix
The charming and well put together Mrs. Hendrix has us swooning over her amazingly creative contributions with her event planning company Every Last Detail. Time efficient, well crafted and poised with a charming suburban smile - we award you, Mrs. Hendrix, a slot on this most Sizzling of Lists!

Beth Greene
A BlueTube sensation with an angelic voice, Beth Green has us enchanted and wanting more. This young singer always has a pleasant smile and a polite contribution to conversation, so we're predicting we'll see her going places in the very near future.

Herr Starr
The infamy of Herr Starr's run for Maurtia Falls Ambassador was one of blunt words and the promise of shared nudes - but it still has us hooked. He's a Starr in our books! The Sizzle Boards are lit with talk about whether or not we'll see him take another stab at beating his competition for Ambassadorship in the near future and we'll have all the coverage of that keeping you up to date.

Lestat de Lioncourt
The aristocratic figure of Lestat de Lioncourt inspires us with a honeyed voice and charming words, he's just about put our writers under a spell. If we could have our way, we'd love to see him in a duet with fellow Sizzle Lister Beth Greene. What do you think? Cast your votes online!

Riptide
Yet another reality TV star to grace our list, we've been following Riptide since he shot off into space and solidified himself in our hearts. With a forum on our site dedicated to him (#RobotToRomance) and a plethora of action figures gracing the shelves in his uncanny but not quite licensed likeness, we're fans of the 'tide!

Franklin "Foggy" Nelson:
The most handsome lawyer in town, Mr. Nelson has a practice running out of Maurtia Falls and we've never more been willing to be taken to court if it means seeing him there! Foggy Nelson, bringing a little bit of steam to our Sizzle List!

Peter Maximoff / Odin Dark
Tied for the last slot on the list are the night & day duo of Odin Dark and Peter Maximoff whose appearances on ImPort My Heart! last month cemented them into our hearts. While rumors still keep the message boards heated, they're only sharing this spot on our list because we couldn't bear to part them! #Bestfriends or #Pedin4Ever? Cast your vote on our online poll!

SPACE-OFF
As evident in scientific websites with a focus on astronomy, and news in the four Porter cities:
Sending messages into space!
A new imPort-led scientific project aims to establish contact with a rumoured settlement that may be in orbit around Mars. Sponsored by Ambassadors Padme Amidala of Maurtia Falls, Galla of Nonah, and RISE agent Jacob Taylor, this initiative will collect imPort messages of diplomacy and transmit them as a burst toward the Red Planet from the International Moon Base. Any imPort interested in participating is urged to contact the Ambassador's office to attend the recording sessions on the Moon.

When asked for comment, NASA spokesperson Amanda Seltz only shrugged. "To be perfectly frank, I don't know what they expect to find out there," she said. "This 'Mars space station' theory sounds far-fetched to me. But there's no harm in letting them borrow a communication array for a little while, I suppose."

CROOKING THE BOOKS
As seen on national news and imPort blogs:
Convicted imPort super-criminal Count Dooku leaves prison to start probation this month, to the dismay of those affected by his actions. Dooku, the radical former leader of the Constellation underworld network, was apprehended by imPort heroes in February during a brazen raid against a weapons corporation that left dozens dead. After his arrest, he displayed a sudden and dramatic repentance after being publicly targeted by the mysterious 'Phantom Thieves.' He has since reportedly shared extensive information with the authorities, leading to several arrests of the Constellation's native accomplices.

The Count's two-month imprisonment and two-month probation are still not enough for many. Daniel Omar, whose wife Amita was killed during Dooku's assault, called his release "an insult to every life he has ruined. Count Dooku is a killer who tried to start a war between imPorts and the government. Even if he had changed and is not just telling more lies, he has not paid any kind of price for the damage he has done. Everyone has to know this isn't right."

Dooku will now spend two months under the supervision of a Registered Hero imPort serving as his probation officer, with a power nullifier attached to his ankle. He will be working as a minimum wage motivational speaker for the offender rehabilitation program From Crooks to Books!

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from NEVER-ENDING SCREECH OF TIMELESS YELLOW to SUITABLY SUBDUED BEIGE.

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Edited 2018-04-12 03:56 (UTC)

[ He's not even going to address the whole DOOKU situation. He's already internally screaming, he doesn't need to be screaming over the network as well. So he's just going to look at all the hot people. Yep. That works for him. ]

Not into robots, but.
Yeah pretty much everyone on that list is hot.

[ Adachi might not address it, but SOMEONE will! ]

It is indeed an insult. Changed or not, he should be rotting in prison for what he's done.

Edited 2018-04-11 00:45 (UTC)

[ Dang it, Yusuke. ]

How much you want to bet the whole Thieves thing was just for show and he's been faking this whole time?

[ He knew that wasn't true, but his worry was that the heart stealing wore off. ]

Edited 2018-04-11 14:44 (UTC)

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