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[youresovein]

[ Behold: Lestat, sprawled on a velvet couch in a leather jacket, head leaned casually on the arm rest. Visible from this selfie angle, discarded on his coffee table, is a laptop open to a word processor. He's deep in thought tonight. ]

Have you ever fallen in love? Have you ever been punched very hard in the face, or perhaps attacked by a pack of starving wolves? For those of you who've done both, would you say the experiences were at all comparable?

Comments

[youresovein]

It's not a pleasant thought, is it? Even if you consider the very, very best case scenario — well, something has to go catastrophically wrong at some point, doesn't it?

Eternity is a long time to build up grudges.

[fehus]

i guess that goes for even mortal life, though. a lot of catastrophically wrong things happened to me before i died. but higher numbers do seem to multiply chances of catastrophic wrongness.

do you have a lot of romantic grudges? sorry if that's too personal.

[youresovein]

It isn't personal! It's the very opposite of personal. My dearly beloved (now departed; one more romantic grudge) and I have both published tell-all books about it, which ought to answer your question.

[fehus]

whoah. that does answer my question. whose book came first?

[youresovein]

His was first. Not to be outdone, I responded with an autobiography and a rock album.

[fehus]

a rock album? seriously? i think you won the battle of the exes, dude.

[youresovein]

I'm glad you agree, because it was absolutely a competition.