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Herr Klaus Helmut Starr ([personal profile] herrstory) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-06-08 11:54 pm

004 | Video (Backdated to 11:05pm Tuesday June 5th)

[ Starr kicks off the video in Chilton's office, sitting at his desk. Chilton's nameplate has been replaced with another one reading: Dr. Herr K. Starr ]

It seems Doctor Chilton has ported out. So until further notice, I will be taking over the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions. Staff is to immediately report to me for evaluation and policy updates.

For the time being, we will not be accepting patients unless in the most dire of circumstances -- in which case, I will be able to implement shock therapy. In my humble opinion, such therapy does work best when placed upon ones genitals, but I will leave that up to the patient.

[ He pulls out a notepad, puts on Chilton's reading glasses, and picks up an entirely too fancy pen. ]

Now simply because we will not immediately be taking patients does not mean we cannot get you in the system. So let's start this with the basic question most psychiatrists are sure to ask: what is your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy?
calloused: ғᴀᴏʟᴀᴅʜ (24.)

[personal profile] calloused 2018-06-18 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
That
You're making the big balls thing sound less cool? It was supposed to sound cool.
"Oh shit, that guy that's on fire just punched a siberian brown bear while skateboarding over Springfield Gorge! He must have huge balls!"
That was... the desired effect. Of me bringing up the, admittedly literal, pendulous... girth... of my...


[ balls. you know what? nevermind ]

I'm strong. Powerful. I have talents. I can control people, change them into something else. Make them fear me. Make them do things. Make them mine.
I'm an apex predator. Dominant.
People don't win against me.


[ also: captain of the basketball team in highschool. nbd ]
setmatch: (Downcast 2)

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[personal profile] setmatch 2018-06-18 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's a surprisingly quiet bar in Maurita Falls. More of a lounge type than a dive bar. He keeps to the corner, back to the wall, watching and waiting for Starr to enter.

Idly, he checks his phone, re-reading the warning messages from Chauncy. The man, supposedly, is dangerous.
And so is he.

He orders himself a whiskey, sipping slowly as he waits and watches. ]
halfblaked: (I can't believe)

Video

[personal profile] halfblaked 2018-06-18 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Then in an hour. [ A beat. ]

I'll find your office. No need for the staff to help me.
stabbyfingers: (everybody stand around shirtless)

[personal profile] stabbyfingers 2018-06-18 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I am a Negotiator. A role with no small amount of prestige and responsibility, as I was in charge of a contingent of our people on a diplomatic convoy to Earth.
neverdied: (46)

voice;

[personal profile] neverdied 2018-06-18 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't that what you want though?

[Only reason Starr would be acting out, right?!]
articulations: ᵈʳᵉᵃᶜᵒᶰˢ (pic#11761318)

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[personal profile] articulations 2018-06-18 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think that's any of your business.

[ listen here, she is! But. BUT! ]
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[personal profile] notgood 2018-06-18 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
I could be if it was the right person.
bragnificent: (📣 ⦄ 067)

VIDEO.

[personal profile] bragnificent 2018-06-18 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
What exactly is shock therapy to your junk even supposed to be good for? Like, besides getting off.

[ Not that he'd know from experience, it just sounds like a kink people have. Like that belt-choking stuff, but... probably safer...? Or more effective? ]
thirdstrike: (⤫ 𝟭𝟯𝟯.)

VOICE.

[personal profile] thirdstrike 2018-06-18 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I dunno. I haven't even really thought about if I'll actually join the army or anything after I graduate back home, either, I just like the structure and discipline military school has. Kind of miss it, I guess.

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[personal profile] granddevil 2018-06-18 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not the question.

The question is, does it matter? [ what others say, or being questioned ]
exceptionalthief: (i'll be expecting you)

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[personal profile] exceptionalthief 2018-06-18 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[While he can be fairly deadpan for the most part, it's not unusual for his expression to betray his feelings on occasion, especially when it comes to that particular issue.]

Which might have some strong competition from the native authorities.

[Not a fan of the US government.]

I wouldn't miss it.
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[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2018-06-18 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I know a lot who would ask about murder.

[Only Hannibal actually killed as far as she knows.]

We come from the same world, but we didn't know each other there. I don't really know him here either. I don't think he's a murderer.
slightlyoffchilt: (Galliard.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2018-06-19 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Precioso.

[Chilton said, wryly, as his hands were now dissuaded by Starr's own. His mission to make himself decent was put on pause.]

So that's what this is? An offering to me? You offering yourself to me.
fettering: (there are kings in my past)

[personal profile] fettering 2018-06-19 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he doesn't want to know!! ]

it's going ok!! that's kind of a boring subject for you tho isn't it??
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[personal profile] recommendations 2018-06-19 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This whole line of conversation is making her so uncomfortable! ]

I see. I suppose Midnight would be a Dom, then.
youresovein: (i don't do great with consequences.)

[personal profile] youresovein 2018-06-20 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Do you think that's what he would want?
uzumaniac: (003)

audio;

[personal profile] uzumaniac 2018-06-20 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
But it doesn't though, you might as well not have answered me at all.
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[personal profile] grandtheftequine 2018-06-21 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
In person, or remotely? You seem like the kinda guy who has cameras all over the place just for moments like that.
carbonfrozen: (we slept on the couches)

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[personal profile] carbonfrozen 2018-06-21 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
By physical therapy, [he's totally finger-quoting here] do you mean therapy or sex? 'Cause there's kind of a difference.

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