[anonymous voice]

[blackhat]

I’m looking to rob a bank or two.

[ The man in black’s voice is low, rough with age and smoke through whatever farcical discretion ‘anonymity’ provides. ]

Could use a lookout, maybe a driver. 80/20 split. Negotiable, depending on what you have to offer, [ he elaborates, deadly serious and with enough of a drawl to ring distinct to any ears with a mind to pick him out of a lineup, later. ]

Interested parties inquire within.

[ OOC: All replies will be anonymous unless otherwise indicated. ]

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[catchacold]

Professional.

[Leonard Snart, robber of ATMs, here to provide the snark.]

What do you have to offer?

[anonymous ∞]

[blackhat]

20%

[catchacold]

I can read.

Skill-wise, I mean. Track-record? Anything to make this look less like a set-up?

[blackhat]

Not yet. I only just made the heel turn.

Suppose I could rob the first one by myself -- maybe warm up a glass of milk for you while I'm at it.

You see a lot of superheros around here catfishing for bank robbers?

[catchacold]

I prefer cocoa.

See something new every day. Though superheroes don't tend to be into subtle.

Personally, I prefer to do the planning and then assemble a crew. Maybe you'd be better on the backseat.

[Criminal shade, it is thrown.]

[infomodder]

Does the crew get their own special skirts?

[hey boo]

[catchacold]

Only if it's relevant to the job.

So, probably.

[For you.]

[infomodder]

Tempting.

What else do you have to offer?

[catchacold]

Me, right now? Nothing.

Especially not for you. Mick wouldn't approve, leading the puppy astray.

[infomodder]

You refer to me privately as "the puppy"?

[catchacold]

Don't really talk about you much, but it'd be that or "that pervert".

[infomodder]

No Charcoal?

[catchacold]

I'll go with "your pervert puppy Charcoal", if it'll make you wag your tail.

[infomodder]

That makes all three of us sound like perverts.

[catchacold]

You led us down this path.

Anyway, never do a heist with an amateur.

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[blackhat]

Planning? For a bank robbery?

Maybe you’re right -- this is already sounding a little too ivy league for me.

[catchacold]

You don't have to.

Depends on how eager you are to get caught.

[blackhat]

You ever been caught before?

[catchacold]

Rarely. But I've been at it for over thirty years and sometimes being caught is part of the plan.

[blackhat]

Slow down there, Copernicus. Are you trying to tell me you got yourself wrapped up on purpose?

[catchacold]

Sure. As long as there's a plan to get back out of trouble, I got no issue getting into it. Otherwise, where's the fun?

[blackhat]

Somewhere between improvisation and the point of my knife, I suppose.

[catchacold]

Please rob a bank with your knife.

I'll come.

I'll even pay you.

I'll bail you out.

[blackhat]

That a promise?

[catchacold]

I don't do deals with faceless people.

Fun thought, though.