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maskormenace2014-08-26 07:55 pm
mattelrealist) wrote in maskormenace2014-08-26 07:55 pm
Entry tags:
- abigail hobbs | n/a,
- bart allen | kid flash,
- † alex louis armstrong | strong arm,
- † annie leonhart | n/a,
- † benton fraser | n/a,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † ellie langford | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † jessica jones | n/a,
- † joseph joestar | n/a,
- † kaidan alenko | sentinel,
- † karla sofen | moonstone,
- † rei ryugazaki | n/a,
- † rick bradbury | n/a,
- † roy mustang | the flame alchemist,
- † satsuki kiryuin | n/a,
- † senketsu | n/a,
- † toboe | howling,
- † tony stark | iron man,
- † trucy wright | n/a,
- † will graham | wolf trap
1 ❀ video
[ The feed opens on an attractive woman sitting on a standard-issue Heropan Housing couch, smiling with friendly demeanor at the camera. She has long, shimmery blond hair tied up in a high ponytail, bright blue eyes, and eyelashes thick enough to smother a fire. She's definitely the type to know how to prepare to be on camera, because that makeup is flawless; you can't even see her pores. (If... she even has them... ?)
She waves at the camera. ]
Good evening, everyone! I'm Barbie. I arrived here a few weeks ago, but things have been so crazy, I haven't had a chance to talk to you all! I'm super excited to meet you.
Now, I'll admit, becoming a "Registered Hero" isn't what I had planned for this month... or this year! But I've heard about what sort of trouble this place is in, and there's no way I can turn down a request for help so dire. There are so many dangers here... like spies! And kidnappers! And, worst of all... undersized sunglasses!
[ Conspiratorial, with her hand near her mouth for a secret: ] That's a fashion misdemeanor in Malibu. [ And with that out of the way, she straightens back up, her expression warm and welcoming. For someone that looks like she walked out of a makeup commercial (or maybe one for shampoo?), her friendliness and bubbly mood both seem very sincere. ]
While I'm here, I'm going to do everything I can to help. I may only be a toothpaste spokesmodel right now—
[ In what is clearly a practiced gesture, Barbie slips an object out of her purse without looking away from the camera, and for a short, smiling pose brandishes a tube of Gum Belle® brand toothpaste—and did her teeth just sparkle on cue? That had to be a trick of the light, right?—before slipping it out of sight as if the whole promo never happened. ]
—But if you need a doctor, or a gymnastics coach, or an engineer, or a fashion designer, or a life guard, or an astronaut, or a dolphin trainer... well, you get the idea! Or even if you just need a friend to talk to, I'll be right here in Heropa.
I hope we can all be great friends.
She waves at the camera. ]
Good evening, everyone! I'm Barbie. I arrived here a few weeks ago, but things have been so crazy, I haven't had a chance to talk to you all! I'm super excited to meet you.
Now, I'll admit, becoming a "Registered Hero" isn't what I had planned for this month... or this year! But I've heard about what sort of trouble this place is in, and there's no way I can turn down a request for help so dire. There are so many dangers here... like spies! And kidnappers! And, worst of all... undersized sunglasses!
[ Conspiratorial, with her hand near her mouth for a secret: ] That's a fashion misdemeanor in Malibu. [ And with that out of the way, she straightens back up, her expression warm and welcoming. For someone that looks like she walked out of a makeup commercial (or maybe one for shampoo?), her friendliness and bubbly mood both seem very sincere. ]
While I'm here, I'm going to do everything I can to help. I may only be a toothpaste spokesmodel right now—
[ In what is clearly a practiced gesture, Barbie slips an object out of her purse without looking away from the camera, and for a short, smiling pose brandishes a tube of Gum Belle® brand toothpaste—and did her teeth just sparkle on cue? That had to be a trick of the light, right?—before slipping it out of sight as if the whole promo never happened. ]
—But if you need a doctor, or a gymnastics coach, or an engineer, or a fashion designer, or a life guard, or an astronaut, or a dolphin trainer... well, you get the idea! Or even if you just need a friend to talk to, I'll be right here in Heropa.
I hope we can all be great friends.
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Okay, haha, wanna hear about the time I beat up a Nazi in Mexico?
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Oh, you've been to Mexico too? [ Because of course Barbie's been to Mexico, like come on. ] What was the occasion?
[ This may be a dodge away from talk about violence. There could be kids listening in, JoJo :( ]
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Well, that's where my Uncle was being held after being kidnapped. Y'know, by the Nazis.
[SORRY BARBIE LIKE 99% OF HIS ADVENTURES ARE VIOLENT, HE IS A SHOUNEN ANIME PROTAG. ): ]