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Listen up people of Earth, this is Cayde-6 speaking. First point of order: I have been informed that I'm your new Gun Safety Campaign Spokesman and I am very happy to keep your guns safe. Safe with me because my gun didn't make the trip and I'm feeling so very, very, very naked without it. If anyone can give me a loaner I'll owe ya big time.

Point number two: Just ... think of this as one of those ice-breaking exercises. You know the ones where everybody's awkward and doesn't wanna talk but you gotta answer some stupid question? One of those. Just. Just out of idle curiosity: what is your favorite thing about Earth? It can be anything, doesn't matter how small. In fact, it might be the small things that are the most important. Asking for a friend who isn't used to seeing it so ... intact.

[He counts out his fingers to four, thinks again, and subtracts one.]

Aaand number three: gimme the skinny on good places to eat around Maurita Falls? Extra points for good ramen joints. And I mean the real stuff, none of that instant business.

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I have learned much about the future. It is a complicated situation.

So ... robot rampage, yes or no?

No, only manipulation from those in positions of power.

Well that's a bummer. See, this is why I'm not big into politics. I like to keep my conflicts simple. See a bad guy, shoot the bad guy in the head, take a break for lunch.

Then if you wish to target the so-called 'bad guy' you should keep an eye out for the one known as Count Dooku.

I'll put it on my list, but it'd help a lot if I had a gun.

I cannot emphasize enough how nice it'd be to have one, there's only so much you can do with a knife and a fistful of Light.

It is easy enough to acquire a weapon.

What can you do with a fistful of light?

[He sounds immensely relieved]

Thank the Light, I was worried that was gonna be a grind. And speaking of the Light, mostly I can incinerate a room fulla bad guys with it. I'd show off but I'm not allowed to do that indoors in a non-combat situation anymore.

So it is a sort of magical weapon that you can wield?

Woof, that'd get you a three hour lecture from a warlock on the nature of the Light from that question but let's be real that's basically what it is, yes, absolutely.