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[lootsnshoots]

Listen up people of Earth, this is Cayde-6 speaking. First point of order: I have been informed that I'm your new Gun Safety Campaign Spokesman and I am very happy to keep your guns safe. Safe with me because my gun didn't make the trip and I'm feeling so very, very, very naked without it. If anyone can give me a loaner I'll owe ya big time.

Point number two: Just ... think of this as one of those ice-breaking exercises. You know the ones where everybody's awkward and doesn't wanna talk but you gotta answer some stupid question? One of those. Just. Just out of idle curiosity: what is your favorite thing about Earth? It can be anything, doesn't matter how small. In fact, it might be the small things that are the most important. Asking for a friend who isn't used to seeing it so ... intact.

[He counts out his fingers to four, thinks again, and subtracts one.]

Aaand number three: gimme the skinny on good places to eat around Maurita Falls? Extra points for good ramen joints. And I mean the real stuff, none of that instant business.

Comments

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[lootsnshoots]

[Oh, that would be useful. Guardians can be brought back via their ghosts, but if their ghost gets killed ... that's it.]

Sounds like a fable from a long long long long long time ago. Did it work?

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[drivesadesk]

I don't know. The ship got taken over by an evil android cube, and then I ended up being pulled into this place.

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[lootsnshoots]

[He puts his hands on his hips and shakes his head.]

Ain't that always the way? Alien tech just never works the way you want it and has TERRIBLE timing.

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[drivesadesk]

Yeah. Of course, so does the Porter.

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[lootsnshoots]

Tell me about it. I was on my way to a prison riot out in the Reef. Sounded like a good time. Then poof! I find myself here.

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[drivesadesk]

Yeah, that's a trend with the Porter, grabbing people when they're in the middle of things. Granted, I always have crazy shit going on, so that's kind of hard to avoid with me.

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[lootsnshoots]

You ever have one of those weeks where it's like things just do not stop happening? That's what it's been like for me for the past five years, so yeah there probably wasn't a good time to get grabbed.

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[drivesadesk]

Oh, yeah. Sounds like my life ever since I turned on the invasion.

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[lootsnshoots]

I imagine it would be pretty time consuming. But as a citizen of an alternate Earth I thank you for your hard work.

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[drivesadesk]

Well, it's always nice to be appreciated!