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[lootsnshoots]

Listen up people of Earth, this is Cayde-6 speaking. First point of order: I have been informed that I'm your new Gun Safety Campaign Spokesman and I am very happy to keep your guns safe. Safe with me because my gun didn't make the trip and I'm feeling so very, very, very naked without it. If anyone can give me a loaner I'll owe ya big time.

Point number two: Just ... think of this as one of those ice-breaking exercises. You know the ones where everybody's awkward and doesn't wanna talk but you gotta answer some stupid question? One of those. Just. Just out of idle curiosity: what is your favorite thing about Earth? It can be anything, doesn't matter how small. In fact, it might be the small things that are the most important. Asking for a friend who isn't used to seeing it so ... intact.

[He counts out his fingers to four, thinks again, and subtracts one.]

Aaand number three: gimme the skinny on good places to eat around Maurita Falls? Extra points for good ramen joints. And I mean the real stuff, none of that instant business.

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[psychophilia]

Hooray for us.

You'll need to stick gum on your forehead or something, though. For the demonstrations. We've got a theme at this shop.

[lootsnshoots]

Ooh, I got it! I can dress Sundance up like a gumball, that'll be fun.

[A small spherical robot encased in an inversed cube appears over his shoulder and gives the impression that it's giving Cayde side-eye]

[psychophilia]

[She blinks for a second- then just rolls with it. Hey. Robots. Why wouldn't they have pets?]

Where's Butch?

[lootsnshoots]

That would be me. Ish. I don't call myself that but that's kind of the implied reference.

[psychophilia]

You've got the movies there, too? Well. If something was gonna make it off Earth, that's a good one.

[lootsnshoots]

Finding films, especially pre-Golden Age films, are among the rarest treasures you can hope to pull out of old data caches. There's a big grumpy Golden Age A.I. sitting on a pile of cultural data but he's real touchy and has a thing about minor orbital bombardment when you so much as go near him.

[psychophilia]

Can you blame 'em? I don't let people poke at my shit, either.

[lootsnshoots]

[He laughs.]

When you put it like that, I really can't. But he has such great stuff, you can't fault me for tryin'.

[psychophilia]

How much you steal?

[lootsnshoots]

I managed to get me some primo stealth tech out of one of his bunkers in Old Russia. Totally worth it.