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Listen up people of Earth, this is Cayde-6 speaking. First point of order: I have been informed that I'm your new Gun Safety Campaign Spokesman and I am very happy to keep your guns safe. Safe with me because my gun didn't make the trip and I'm feeling so very, very, very naked without it. If anyone can give me a loaner I'll owe ya big time.

Point number two: Just ... think of this as one of those ice-breaking exercises. You know the ones where everybody's awkward and doesn't wanna talk but you gotta answer some stupid question? One of those. Just. Just out of idle curiosity: what is your favorite thing about Earth? It can be anything, doesn't matter how small. In fact, it might be the small things that are the most important. Asking for a friend who isn't used to seeing it so ... intact.

[He counts out his fingers to four, thinks again, and subtracts one.]

Aaand number three: gimme the skinny on good places to eat around Maurita Falls? Extra points for good ramen joints. And I mean the real stuff, none of that instant business.

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[Oh, well if that's how he wants it...]

Yeah? Well, the next time you see him, let him know Aegis sees plenty of action and is always recruiting. If you think he's got what it takes. There's a lot of testing as part of the recruitment process.

Pssh, I bet he can hack it.

[This is the face of a robot man who has never listened to instructions in his lives and got his extremely prestigious job by losing a bet.]

In that case, do me a favour and pass on some information for me, would you? I'd be interested to see what he's got to offer.

[And Jacob transmits the IC equivalent of this post regarding Aegis Force recruitment and testing.]

[Fortunately, Cayde can't actually grimace at the prospect of a psych eval, so not much of his disgust reads on his face while he tries to keep things casual.]

Yep, my Ghost will send that right on over.