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[The feed clicks on, and everyone is greeted with Guzma grinning like a total jackass. He looks the part too, white and black hair, yellow sunglasses on his head that are asymmetrical, purple around his eyes that... might be makeup? Lets not forget that fat gold chain around his neck with a gold emblem of a S that looks like a skull. This guy is, uh, something else.]

Attention fellow ImPorts—it's your boy Guzma!

[He pauses a moment, as if making sure he's got people's attention, like what he has to say is somehow important. Well, he thinks everything he has to say is important on some level, but whatever.]

This shit really connected to y'all? Awful convenient, huh? Guess y'all better get used to hearing from ya boy on the regular. That's right, big bad Guzma ain't gonna be letting this shit fall into disuse.

[Great news for you guys...]

So! If you ain't looking for a beat down, I suggest you make yourself useful. I just showed up, and while I ain't no punk loser who ain't got a clue on how to deal with being brought somewhere new so suddenly, may as well do some info gathering, huh?

I suggest you cough up what useful shit you got to share that them stiffs didn't go into. Don't go wasting my time with useless garbage, neither. I'm in the mood to kick some ass, so if you wanna just hand me an excuse to smash your dumbass into the ground, I ain't gonna stop you.

[Honestly, is he looking for info, or a fight? Maybe both. He shrugs, and then points to his head, tapping his temple while emphasizing his next part:]

But! Those of ya who got something in that skull of yours, y'know, a little bit of sense? A brain, maybe? You'll realize real quick what a stupid idea it is to get on the hated boss' bad side.

So, hurry it up! I ain't got all day.

[Yes he does, he literally has nothing better to do right now.]

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[Point of order: both not smart.]

The one who bet you his property in a fight.

Oh.

[Yeah, he's not... the smartest. He got anger instead of brains, true facts.

With amusement:]

You his girlfriend or something?

No. I'm his friend.

[Just. Give her a second.]

Did you fight a lot of people like this back in your home too? [This isn't like. Accusatory or anything, she's genuinely concerned.]

Uh-huh.

[He doesn't sound convinced, but he also doesn't seem to care too much, either.]

Yeah, actually. I'm known as the hated boss that beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up for a reason, yo!

[He sounds very proud of this, not a shred of concern on his end! This is just how he is.]

Mm.

[Instead of being put off, she smiles] You must be really strong then. And if you're a boss, then the people who work with you must really trust you.

[His expression falters for a second when she says that, but he's quick to recover. Looking smug and dismissive.]

Well yeah, stupid! You don't become a boss by being weak!

[He doesn't touch that "trust" bit. Even if it's true.]

Of course not. But you don't keep people working with you by being a bad person, either.

[Just one of those things she learned too late and has had a lot of time to think about.]

Tch! You don't know nothin'! We're all bad, yo!

[Guzma seems a little irritated now. It's not fun when you have someone being sweet at you, when you wanna get a rise outta them. Way to be a killjoy!]

Are you hurting people?

Duh! We're Team Skull, we ain't showin' no one any mercy. What part of "beats ya down, and never lets up" don't you get?

[Gosh Guzma she's 14!]

Why are you hurting people, then.

[Like that matters!]

'Cos they deserve it. And 'cos it's good fun.

[You know, a little of both.]

[Okay she believes the best in people and Guzma, you're just making it harder. But Hikaru is nothing if not determined to still find the best in someone. Even you, Guzma. And she just met you. Tough titty, my guy.]

Maybe competitions would be better instead of random fights....

[Yeah, well he's at his primo-douche time, so she can be sweet all she wants, but it ain't gonna melt the black coating on his heart!

There's a twitch to his eyebrow at the mention of competitions. Hikaru is just striking at his nerves, ain't she?]

Oh yeah? Competitions, huh? So, what—I can just bring home a trophy and feel all warm and fuzzy about my accomplishments?

Tch, save your breath kid. You don't know nothin'.

I'm not a kid.

And that's not what competitions are about. They're about fighting each other as equals, showing and testing your skills and training, and winning in honest combat.

But from the way you talk, it sounds like you're a group of bullies. [This isn't over, Guzma. She will believe in the best in you.]

You got it in one, kid!

[Yeah he wasn't listening, or caring when she said she wasn't one.]

Never did care about all that weakling idealism. Fighting as equals? Ha! There ain't no equals when there's gonna be a winner and a loser, you stupid child!

[She can keep at it, but he really is just gonna keep making this hard.]

[She just stares at the screen quietly, contemplating. Then just lowers her head slightly.]

I believe you're wrong. But good luck, Guzma-san.

Believe what you want, but give it time. You'll see what big bad Guzma's talkin' about.

[And then, with pointed indignation:]

Luck is for losers, kid. Don't need it.

1st 💀 Video;

LMAOOO GUZMA BLEASE

DID YOU EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE?

no I did not this exceeded all expectations

No one is prepared for the Guz

but is the guz prepared for the sweetest teen ever with trauma

Considering how he handled Lillie...

........ everyone makes mistakes buddy

Some people's mistakes are bigger than other's...

sometimes you do a murder that's ok you're in good company here pal

Hmm!

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