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[golisolation]

[The feed clicks on, and everyone is greeted with Guzma grinning like a total jackass. He looks the part too, white and black hair, yellow sunglasses on his head that are asymmetrical, purple around his eyes that... might be makeup? Lets not forget that fat gold chain around his neck with a gold emblem of a S that looks like a skull. This guy is, uh, something else.]

Attention fellow ImPorts—it's your boy Guzma!

[He pauses a moment, as if making sure he's got people's attention, like what he has to say is somehow important. Well, he thinks everything he has to say is important on some level, but whatever.]

This shit really connected to y'all? Awful convenient, huh? Guess y'all better get used to hearing from ya boy on the regular. That's right, big bad Guzma ain't gonna be letting this shit fall into disuse.

[Great news for you guys...]

So! If you ain't looking for a beat down, I suggest you make yourself useful. I just showed up, and while I ain't no punk loser who ain't got a clue on how to deal with being brought somewhere new so suddenly, may as well do some info gathering, huh?

I suggest you cough up what useful shit you got to share that them stiffs didn't go into. Don't go wasting my time with useless garbage, neither. I'm in the mood to kick some ass, so if you wanna just hand me an excuse to smash your dumbass into the ground, I ain't gonna stop you.

[Honestly, is he looking for info, or a fight? Maybe both. He shrugs, and then points to his head, tapping his temple while emphasizing his next part:]

But! Those of ya who got something in that skull of yours, y'know, a little bit of sense? A brain, maybe? You'll realize real quick what a stupid idea it is to get on the hated boss' bad side.

So, hurry it up! I ain't got all day.

[Yes he does, he literally has nothing better to do right now.]

Comments

[golisolation]

Guess so, huh? [Smugly:] Yeah, actually. For all people think this tactic wouldn't work, it sure as shit did.

[killtime]

Then you're smarter than you look. [ Is that a compliment or an insult, Andy???? ] Maybe you'll even make some new friends.

[golisolation]

Gotta keep people guessin'. [yeah, he doesn't care if it's an insult. He'll take it. With no shortage of sarcasm:] Do I really need more friends when I got you, though?

[killtime]

Oh, are we friends now? You don't even know my name.

[golisolation]

I didn't say we were friends. [An important distinction.] But you certainly got my attention, huh? Name or no, officer.

[killtime]

[ Dryly: ]

First you're threatening other people, now we aren't even friends? At this rate, you're going to hurt my feelings.

[golisolation]

[Amused:]

Is this your way of sayin' you wanna be friends? I didn't take you for the soft, sociable type.

[killtime]

I'm not. I'm more of a drink-and-brawl type.

[golisolation]

Yeah?

[He grins.]

How convenient, I'm kinda in a drink-and-brawl mood. You in?

[killtime]

Sure. First round's on you though.

[golisolation]

Tch, how generous. All you cops like this, or you just a special case?

[killtime]

You're the one that invited me out, remember? Consider it incentive.

[golisolation]

Yeah? You say that like I got some sorta manners or something. I ain't known for my chivalry.

[killtime]

What are you known for? [ Dryly: ] Your fashion sense?

[golisolation]

Well, I ain't not known for it. [He certainly stands out in a crowd.] But I'm better known for being the boss who beats ya down and never lets up. That's more my thing.

[killtime]

Yeah? Boss of who, exactly?

[golisolation]

My gang: Team Skull.

[A beat]

...Obviously they ain't here. Don't change nothin', though.

[killtime]

I don't know. [ Just to give him shit: ] Kind of makes you boss of a lot of nothing, doesn't it.

[golisolation]

Maybe for now. [He sounds like he's joking, just responding to her shit-pitching in kind.] Anyway, I may have invited you out, but I'm new around here still, so where we goin', officer?

[killtime]

Which Porter city are you in? I know at least one shitty dive bar in each one.

[golisolation]

Maurtia Falls, I hear this place has the best shitty dives, dunno if that's true yet.