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[golisolation]

[The feed clicks on, and everyone is greeted with Guzma grinning like a total jackass. He looks the part too, white and black hair, yellow sunglasses on his head that are asymmetrical, purple around his eyes that... might be makeup? Lets not forget that fat gold chain around his neck with a gold emblem of a S that looks like a skull. This guy is, uh, something else.]

Attention fellow ImPorts—it's your boy Guzma!

[He pauses a moment, as if making sure he's got people's attention, like what he has to say is somehow important. Well, he thinks everything he has to say is important on some level, but whatever.]

This shit really connected to y'all? Awful convenient, huh? Guess y'all better get used to hearing from ya boy on the regular. That's right, big bad Guzma ain't gonna be letting this shit fall into disuse.

[Great news for you guys...]

So! If you ain't looking for a beat down, I suggest you make yourself useful. I just showed up, and while I ain't no punk loser who ain't got a clue on how to deal with being brought somewhere new so suddenly, may as well do some info gathering, huh?

I suggest you cough up what useful shit you got to share that them stiffs didn't go into. Don't go wasting my time with useless garbage, neither. I'm in the mood to kick some ass, so if you wanna just hand me an excuse to smash your dumbass into the ground, I ain't gonna stop you.

[Honestly, is he looking for info, or a fight? Maybe both. He shrugs, and then points to his head, tapping his temple while emphasizing his next part:]

But! Those of ya who got something in that skull of yours, y'know, a little bit of sense? A brain, maybe? You'll realize real quick what a stupid idea it is to get on the hated boss' bad side.

So, hurry it up! I ain't got all day.

[Yes he does, he literally has nothing better to do right now.]

Comments

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[golisolation]

Ain't ever claimed I was the brightest, just the strongest and hardest guy around!

[Look, he might be an egotistical dickhead, but he knows his limitations. Almost all of them are in the brains department.]

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[melodramagic]

I seriously doubt that.

[ Okay, maybe she's a bit amused now. She advocates non-violence, but if he's going to go challenging other imPorts around... ]

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[golisolation]

Oh yeah? You know someone harder?

[Hey man, if you can't stop the train wreck, you may as well watch it!]

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[melodramagic]

Darin's a strong contender for that.

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[golisolation]

That guy?

[He lets out a laugh.]

Good to know the bar's so low!

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[melodramagic]

[ Frowning. ]

And what are your powers supposed to be?

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[golisolation]

Do y'all just make a habit of tellin' everyone what you're capable of as a fuckin' greeting, or what?

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[melodramagic]

Wow, language much.

[ She doesn't understand people like this at all and she's starting to feel the sense words aren't going to reach him. If not Darin, someone is going to beat the living Heaven out of this guy one of these days. ]

Has anyone told you there are crazy powerful imPorts here who you probably shouldn't provoke?

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[golisolation]

What's the matter? Too harsh for your sensitive ears? Gimme a break.

[They're in the same boat, or rather, on the same river in different boats, going opposite ways. Because he, likewise, cannot understand people like her. Soft and good, as far as he can tell. How boring.]

Yeah, and I ain't scared of nothing or nobody, and I ain't one to be triflin' with.

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[melodramagic]

No, you're just being rude.

[ She rolls her eyes, shrugging her shoulders in defeat. ]

Good luck with that.

[ And she disconnects. ]