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[golisolation]

[The feed clicks on, and everyone is greeted with Guzma grinning like a total jackass. He looks the part too, white and black hair, yellow sunglasses on his head that are asymmetrical, purple around his eyes that... might be makeup? Lets not forget that fat gold chain around his neck with a gold emblem of a S that looks like a skull. This guy is, uh, something else.]

Attention fellow ImPorts—it's your boy Guzma!

[He pauses a moment, as if making sure he's got people's attention, like what he has to say is somehow important. Well, he thinks everything he has to say is important on some level, but whatever.]

This shit really connected to y'all? Awful convenient, huh? Guess y'all better get used to hearing from ya boy on the regular. That's right, big bad Guzma ain't gonna be letting this shit fall into disuse.

[Great news for you guys...]

So! If you ain't looking for a beat down, I suggest you make yourself useful. I just showed up, and while I ain't no punk loser who ain't got a clue on how to deal with being brought somewhere new so suddenly, may as well do some info gathering, huh?

I suggest you cough up what useful shit you got to share that them stiffs didn't go into. Don't go wasting my time with useless garbage, neither. I'm in the mood to kick some ass, so if you wanna just hand me an excuse to smash your dumbass into the ground, I ain't gonna stop you.

[Honestly, is he looking for info, or a fight? Maybe both. He shrugs, and then points to his head, tapping his temple while emphasizing his next part:]

But! Those of ya who got something in that skull of yours, y'know, a little bit of sense? A brain, maybe? You'll realize real quick what a stupid idea it is to get on the hated boss' bad side.

So, hurry it up! I ain't got all day.

[Yes he does, he literally has nothing better to do right now.]

Comments

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[golisolation]

Is that your power, or just a hobby of yours?

Not that I'm judging any. Can't fault a guy with a keen taste for booze.

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[crassidy]

Just a hobby I'm really into pursuing. Like, all the time. Daily. I'm very passionate 'bout it.

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[golisolation]

Ain't that a fuckin' mood, dude. Speaking my language.

So then, what's your top rec?

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[crassidy]

That depends on whether you want some real fancy shite, or the real dirty stuff. I know a few good bars for brawlin', but I also know some with the classiest feckin' booze you'll ever try.

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[golisolation]

Pft! Do I look the type who gives two shits about any fancy garbage? Give me that dirty shit, yo.

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[crassidy]

Right? Who gives a crap how good it tastes when yer just downing it for the drunken fun? Well, I think our best aim is Maurtia Falls if you're looking for dirty shite and plenty of brawls.

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[golisolation]

When you get so piss drunk you can't taste anymore, it's a waste of money to fret over something like taste.

Lucky me, seein' as I'm here already.

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[crassidy]

You're in the Falls? Ah, brilliant, that's where I live. Great place, real interesting locals.

[And easy access to all sorts of nefarious deeds and items.]

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[golisolation]

Yeah? Seems like the Falls got the best of the lot, yo.

[Best being a very, very subjective term.]

So what's your usual haunts? We should get fuckin' trashed sometime.

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[crassidy]

[Totally the best city, not even opinion, just fact. Fact as dictated by Cassidy.]

Oh, so many! There's Liquid, Brewseum, Tequila Mockingbird, Alchemist, Pourhouse, Fred's, Dick's, Jimmy's, I mean shite, there's a whole lot for you to catch up with. We could do a bar crawl!

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[golisolation]

[These are facts Guzma can get behind.]

Shit man, you ain't fuckin' around, huh? A bar crawl sounds just like what I need, yo.

[It is not what he needs, but that's never stopped him before, it ain't gonna stop him now with active enablers.]

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[crassidy]

[It's totally what he needs, Cassidy would insist, because he's the dirtiest of enablers.]

Fuckin' brilliant, mate, we gotta get something sorted. Maybe a few of us going out for the night, show you how we party here.

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[golisolation]

[Well if Cass thinks so, then it must be true!]

Shit man, yeah call your homies and I'll be down for that! Already got some plans to meet up with someone myself for a couple a drinks, maybe we outta combine that shit, huh?

[By someone, he means Andy. Andy who he does not know her name yet. He makes only the best decisions.]

[crassidy]

Oh, huh, you already met Andy.

[He sure is flicking through the other conversations.]

She's a piece of work, watch your arse.