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[h2no]

so what the fuck is up with that persistent urge to ruin your own life?

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[flightforfreedom]

okay well hold on to your ass then

archie


archie



Top Gun Sequel

[h2no]

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE WRITING ONE

[flightforfreedom]

archie you sweet fool i wrote like six of them but i’m glad to know you haven’t figured out my fan fiction handle

no

no Archie they MADE one

a real one

one we will be able to watch

[h2no]

"don't know your fanfiction handle" okay flyboyxblackxsquadronxleader

okay im booking tickets right now do you want to go to NYC and make a proper trip of it

[flightforfreedom]

that one was taken

also i’m a little more subtle than that arch, come on

uh yes?? yes i do??

where’s finn get him in here

[h2no]

okay turn-me-dameron

i will ask him

[flightforfreedom]

how

how have i never heard that joke until this moment

archie i’m 34

wait

35

one of these days i’ll figure out where my fucking birthday is on this calendar

[h2no]

just make one up like i did

also, every time you leave a room get into the habit of turning the lights dameroff motherfucker crobat gets upset

[flightforfreedom]

i keep thinking about it and then forgetting

yavin doesn’t exactly have seasons


okay that one was a stretch

[h2no]

do one now
what about
the 6th of september

eh


ehhhhh

britt said i could

[hatejakku]

guys
hi
sorry
ive been thinking about it for a little while and i dont get the joke

but september sounds nice

anyway what's going on? they made another top gun?

damn right i did

[flightforfreedom]

6th of september? there a reason for that, arch? i mean i guess it's find but then i'm definitely 35

... which joke? dameroff? damer.. on... damer.. off... it's a bad joke and archie should feel sorry he made it


YEAH they made a sequel to top gun!! it's coming out this summer

HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY

[h2no]

6/9

i dont feel sorry i feel PROUD

come to NYC with us to see the premier finn
i want to see poe explode inside the cinema in real time

\o\

[hatejakku]

HA thats a good one
i even get the other one now too haha

but yeah that sounds fun i wouldn't miss poe's implosion for the world

if its the premier you think the actors will be there?

[flightforfreedom]

if you do day then month sure
but what if you do month then day

then it's be june 9th

maybe i should have two birthdays


NICE

boys night out, i'm hype

uh... i have no idea
maybe we should do the day after
not sure my idealism could live up to seeing maverick in person

[h2no]

who DOESN'T do it that way
pick em both who cares

yes it can don't be a wuss
i want autographs

finn gets 0 birthdays and is already planning parties for poe's 2, rip, i love him

[hatejakku]

i think different parts of Earth order the date different so
if you want to be accurate it should be both yeah
and we'll just find the average of the dates for the actual age thing
i like that

anyway
right
yes
i vote the night off too
i want pictures of poe losing his mind

we also love him

[flightforfreedom]

wait

what if you take one and i take the other

then we've got all the ground covered



you guys just really want to be able to laugh your assess off at me, huh

i get it

[h2no]

heehhehahehaehahehahe perfect
i would also accept every single day as appreciate finn day

poe i love you but you are ridiculous and i will take every opportunity i can to exploit that

I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[hatejakku]

really???
wait which one?

but yeah im sorry the main reason i want to go is to laugh at you

WELL I DID

[flightforfreedom]

you can have june 9th, i'll take september 6th

we'll match



cool great

super feeling the love right now guys

LOVING FINN HOURS IS ALWAYS REGARDLESS OF CONTEXT

[h2no]

don't act like it doesn't turn you on a little

[hatejakku]

i dont know what to do with this information but i like june. that sounds fun!

sorry poe
love you
it's just
you at this thing is going to be GREAT i mean how many opportunities are you going to get to see all of this right?
we have to
i cant wait

[flightforfreedom]

that is a baseless accusation archie and i will not demean myself to give answer to it


fine fine laugh it up

we'll go and you guys can get your hilarity for a day and i'll try really hard to keep myself from badgering some poor actor about his flight training

[h2no]

you just did

you SHOULD ask them about their flight training and also offer to give them some proper lessons

WINK