veronica mars (
sleuthtastic) wrote in
maskormenace2014-10-07 01:20 am
Entry tags:
- stiles stilinski | n/a,
- † annie leonhart | n/a,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † delsin rowe | n/a,
- † derek hale | n/a,
- † gabriel gray | sylar,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † jotaro kujo | n/a,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † killian jones | captain hook,
- † peter petrelli | n/a,
- † robbie baldwin | speedball,
- † scott mccall | n/a,
- † steve rogers | captain america,
- † veronica mars | n/a
case 001; video.
I know what you're thinking.
[ Maybe seeing a tiny blonde face on a video feed isn't the most threatening thing to see. She's not holding a weapon, and there's no glow of energy beams or anything, so it seems to be pretty far from supervillainy. But that frown? The set of her jaw? You don't see that too often on someone who's not determined to say a thing or two. ]
Who am I? Where did we come from? Who's the guy in the American flag and crazy waist to shoulder ratio? Why is there another announcement from yet another crazy new person who's complaining about liberty and personal freedom?
[ The brief moment of hey, let's talk about That Guy is replaced by a definitely not brief moment of angry blonde fury. ]
I don't know about you, but having questions like that kind of pisses me off. I did not take enough International Law or FutureTech 107: Teleporters and You.
[ A beat, then Veronica leans in, more or less until her face is the only thing that takes up the feed. ]
So if you know anything, or you know a Keith Mars, you better give it up pronto. I can think of some tasteful yet excruciating threats, if you'd like a little gas.
[ Maybe seeing a tiny blonde face on a video feed isn't the most threatening thing to see. She's not holding a weapon, and there's no glow of energy beams or anything, so it seems to be pretty far from supervillainy. But that frown? The set of her jaw? You don't see that too often on someone who's not determined to say a thing or two. ]
Who am I? Where did we come from? Who's the guy in the American flag and crazy waist to shoulder ratio? Why is there another announcement from yet another crazy new person who's complaining about liberty and personal freedom?
[ The brief moment of hey, let's talk about That Guy is replaced by a definitely not brief moment of angry blonde fury. ]
I don't know about you, but having questions like that kind of pisses me off. I did not take enough International Law or FutureTech 107: Teleporters and You.
[ A beat, then Veronica leans in, more or less until her face is the only thing that takes up the feed. ]
So if you know anything, or you know a Keith Mars, you better give it up pronto. I can think of some tasteful yet excruciating threats, if you'd like a little gas.

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[ Cupping a hand over her ear. ]
I'm sorry, is that the sound of nay-sayer?
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Sorry I've been getting slammed.
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[ he doesn't really know anything but that seems kind of irrelevant. ]
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Where should I start? Paper? Plastic?
[ Like there is a whole buffet available. Of... tailored threats. ]
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[ CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THE RESCUE... ]
NOT HERE.
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And here I thought Captain Canada had come down with pneumonia.
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assuming you mean him, but he hasn't seen anyone else fitting the description yet. ]
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Yes, but this is so much more iconic, He Who Owns Eau De Patriotism.
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[ About Heropa, anyway. He's got nothing, but he is amused by the determination. ]
Who's Keith Mars?
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I believe the colloquial term is 'Bee-Eff-Eff'.
[ Complete with airquotes. ]
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What kind of threats are we talking about here?
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Apparently, I've landed in Twin Peaks, so really I'm spoiled for choice.
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Well, I thought they'd get really tired of knock knock jokes.
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What if I broke into your house and rearranged all your furniture? That sounds kind of useful!
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[Says the guy dressed as a pirate, long black coat and hook for a hand and everything.]
Who is this Keith Mars?
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And Captain Crunch says what?
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I'm guessing your name isn't Elle. [ Yeaaaah... ]
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[ No it doesn't, Veronica. A beat, then: ]
No, scratch that. I'm thinking of schnell. Belle?
[ But seriously, folks. He looks kind of weirded out. Take pity on someone who might maybe be, like, this world's fanciest superhero. ]
You're just in luck. It's Veronica.
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[not here]
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[ And then she fashions her hands into guns. And clicks her tongue against her teeth. Like the Fonz, but cooler. ]
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a million years later
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I'm sorry, was there an actual question in there besides "anything," or...?
[How can threats be excruciating and tasteful...]
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[ But this was, Veronica? ]
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voice.
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video.
[There's only a brief pause before she presses on.]
I'm in the middle of filling in Mr. Captain America. If you'd like the same 411, I'm willing to give it. [And a little more. Veronica, before, had offered to help Kate improve her detective skills.
But she's not going to jump to "hi, I know you, actually." Not yet, anyway.]
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You know what, Veronica's never claimed to be a people person anyway. ]
Only if you will give me an exact play by play on the shape of his badonkadonk. A girl lands in a new place, she's got to have standards.
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But I haven't heard of any Keith Mars. Sorry.
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Live Long, Prosper, yadda yadda yadda, don't freak out when you wake up in another dimension?
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what was i even typing in that last tag
you're such a kind person that you would say that when i have been writing tags like THAT.