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maskormenace2014-10-07 01:20 am
sleuthtastic) wrote in maskormenace2014-10-07 01:20 am
Entry tags:
- stiles stilinski | n/a,
- † annie leonhart | n/a,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † delsin rowe | n/a,
- † derek hale | n/a,
- † gabriel gray | sylar,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † jotaro kujo | n/a,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † killian jones | captain hook,
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- † robbie baldwin | speedball,
- † scott mccall | n/a,
- † steve rogers | captain america,
- † veronica mars | n/a
case 001; video.
I know what you're thinking.
[ Maybe seeing a tiny blonde face on a video feed isn't the most threatening thing to see. She's not holding a weapon, and there's no glow of energy beams or anything, so it seems to be pretty far from supervillainy. But that frown? The set of her jaw? You don't see that too often on someone who's not determined to say a thing or two. ]
Who am I? Where did we come from? Who's the guy in the American flag and crazy waist to shoulder ratio? Why is there another announcement from yet another crazy new person who's complaining about liberty and personal freedom?
[ The brief moment of hey, let's talk about That Guy is replaced by a definitely not brief moment of angry blonde fury. ]
I don't know about you, but having questions like that kind of pisses me off. I did not take enough International Law or FutureTech 107: Teleporters and You.
[ A beat, then Veronica leans in, more or less until her face is the only thing that takes up the feed. ]
So if you know anything, or you know a Keith Mars, you better give it up pronto. I can think of some tasteful yet excruciating threats, if you'd like a little gas.
[ Maybe seeing a tiny blonde face on a video feed isn't the most threatening thing to see. She's not holding a weapon, and there's no glow of energy beams or anything, so it seems to be pretty far from supervillainy. But that frown? The set of her jaw? You don't see that too often on someone who's not determined to say a thing or two. ]
Who am I? Where did we come from? Who's the guy in the American flag and crazy waist to shoulder ratio? Why is there another announcement from yet another crazy new person who's complaining about liberty and personal freedom?
[ The brief moment of hey, let's talk about That Guy is replaced by a definitely not brief moment of angry blonde fury. ]
I don't know about you, but having questions like that kind of pisses me off. I did not take enough International Law or FutureTech 107: Teleporters and You.
[ A beat, then Veronica leans in, more or less until her face is the only thing that takes up the feed. ]
So if you know anything, or you know a Keith Mars, you better give it up pronto. I can think of some tasteful yet excruciating threats, if you'd like a little gas.
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Okay, I'm a comedian. I like class clown or farcical prestidigitator better.
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Something like that. ]
Ha! You know, I expected our overlords had some form of humor when they gave me my job.
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Oh? What was it? It cannot have been as fantastic as my first job was.
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Juvenile parole officer.
[ A pause. ]
The hilarity is somewhat lost in translation. [ Meaning it's funny if you.. knew her? ]
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A lot of the hilarity round here does. I got stuck with working with a bouncy house rental company, when I first got there. 's funny if you know me. If not, it's just pathetic.
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How'd you manage to escape that life-changer? [ Asking because she's... thinking about it for herself. Maybe. ]
Sorry I've been getting slammed.
I got a better offer and quit. You're allowed to quit, you know.