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[larker]

[Text]

Oh man they were not joking when they threw all this superhero crap at us. I thought they were talking complete garbage when I turned up, like some stupid prank they play on the non-natives. Woops, guess that's me on the back foot already, there's a surprise! So I'm thinking, if this place is meant to be grateful for us all doing them superhero favours, then I think we should all lay down some ground rules. I mean what are they going to do to us? Ground us? Send us home?

I propose free coffee for all imports as a start. They should be giving us all free coffee and free donuts. Cops get free donuts, I'm sure they can swing it for us lot too.

Free coffee, free donuts, and oh, throw in your two cents too right? I mean we're doing them the favour, the least they could do is return it some more.

Also I'd avoid the church down on third avenue, they're up to some pretty shady shit in there.

Comments

[text] thank you phone

[glassinine]

You were unclear about your intentions.

[text] phone says you're welcome

[larker]

Okay so I ask this in all honesty, do you often need things to be spelled out for you or are you just having a rough day?

[text]

[glassinine]

No, you're right. It was completely unreasonable for me to not be able to understand utterly irrational behavior. I am ashamed and shall try to recover my evidently scattered wits at once.

[text]

[larker]

Right. You need to put the dictionary down, sir or madam. Put it down calmly.

[text]

[glassinine]

Sir. Miles Edgeworth. And there was not a single word in there that required the consultation of a dictionary.

[text]

[larker]

Loki. I'm not even sure if you're typing in English or not. Since you insist on the fact you didn't use one, I can't argue it. No proof. Talis est vita and all that.

[text]

[glassinine]

Brilliant. Another "Loki." Let me guess - you fancy yourself mischievous?

[text]

[larker]

You do realize that since these guys are pulling people from other worlds, multiple worlds, there is a large chance at some point it'll cross over? I'm a trickster, I may enjoy a laugh now and again but believe me it's nothing to do with plain old mischief. That's just boring.

[text]

[glassinine]

Then what does it have to do with?

[text]

[larker]

Oh I don't tell all my secrets on the first date, Edgeworth. Let's just say if you make it on to my radar, you'll be a very sorry person.

:)

[text]

[glassinine]

So very hard to imagine such regret, considering the charm you have exhibited to date. What, then - is such "trickery" born of spite?

[text]

[larker]

Gosh did we move on to a second date already? I'd say look it up in a book. Or ask someone if they know the motif of a trickster. That might help you some.

[text]

[glassinine]

Is it not doing tricks? That's the assistance that my ever-so-necessary dictionary has given me.

[text]

[larker]

Nope, it's not just "doing tricks", I think you need a new dictionary. I heard libraries have some books you can use.

[text]

[glassinine]

Of course, there's a problem with me doing that: I'm not actually interested enough in your self-aggrandizing to feed into it in such a way.

[text]

[larker]

Oh well. Next time maybe. Enjoy the day, Miles.

[text]

[glassinine]

Edgeworth; not Miles.

[text]

[larker]

That's the worst thing you could have said.

[text]

[glassinine]

Do not tell me that you are so childish that you will ignore someone's wishes for what they would be called.

[text]

[larker]

Only when I need to, Edgeworth. Only when I need to.

[text]

[glassinine]

And when would you need to?

[text]

[larker]

That's for me to know and you to find out. Later!

[glassinine]

[HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU]