III, Voice;

[malodorous]

Right, um. I have a question.

Is it lying to little kids if I get a job pretending to be Santa Claus?

I mean, I know it's lying, I guess I just... Is it a mean thing to do? 'Cause I have this reindeer, and somebody offered, and extra money's never bad, you know? But I'd feel bad if I was lying like that, and if it might be, like, morally questionable.

I didn't know people went around telling kids they're Santa, that's all. Is that just a thing they do here? A-okay?

Comments

audio

[malodorous]

Well, she makes it. Instantly.

So maybe I should think of something else.

audio

[boobwindow]

If there's something else she likes, make an activity out of that.

You'll think of something.

audio

[malodorous]

Yeah.

I guess I should figure something out at some point, huh?

audio

[boobwindow]

I wouldn't rush it, but I wouldn't wait too long either.

audio

[malodorous]

... This seems like it's getting more complicated.

audio

[boobwindow]

I don't think it's ever been uncomplicated.

I just think you can't sit around forever waiting for something to change.