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[attractedtodarkness]

[One teenager who's unhappily back in Heropa on the morning of NASA event day 3 is judging folks via video]

You guys actually trust these people to put you into space? I bet we're all just glorified lab rats to them. [even if the idea of space is kind of cool]

[She lowers the camera long enough to take another drag of her cigarette. The usual inhale and exhale should be familiar to some. The camera pans back to her a second later and there's the sound of heels scuffling against the ground as she crushes the cigarette butt]

Before I go, there are some ImPort houses available in Maurtia Falls now if you want to get out of this sunny hell hole. Use my name for reference if you're moving. I'll get commission and you might get first dibs.

Comments

[attractedtodarkness]

You can take it. [ugh]

[yourpiecenow]

I'm sure you're just drowning in attention, otherwise.

[attractedtodarkness]

You're better to talk to when you're drunk.

[yourpiecenow]

Fuck you.

At least I'm not antisocial. Do other people even live in this shithole you're so in love with?

[attractedtodarkness]

Yeah. People who mind their own business.

[yourpiecenow]

Boring people, then.

Are there any Amish? [what else does pennsylvania have]

[attractedtodarkness]

How would I know? I didn't ask.

[yourpiecenow]

I think you'd notice. Horse and buggies are kind of obvious.

Maybe you could go live with them! I bet they really don't care about ImPorts.

[attractedtodarkness]

Fuck you too.

[yourpiecenow]

Maybe you'd look good in one of those weird bonnets. You wouldn't know.

[attractedtodarkness]

At least I have a better fashion sense than you.

[yourpiecenow]

Bitch, please. You look like a tornado hit a strip mall.

[attractedtodarkness]

You look like a tramp.

[yourpiecenow]

Good, that's what I'm aiming for.

[attractedtodarkness]

Ugh. Gross.

[yourpiecenow]

Yeah, we'll see how you feel when you finally lose your virginity, okay?

[attractedtodarkness]

I've lost it already. It's not a crazy life changing experience.

[yourpiecenow]

It's really not. You just usually stop acting like a prude afterwards.

[attractedtodarkness]

I'm not a prude.