Forward Dated to March 30th

[pummelgranite]

so that was a great big glass of shite-shake.
Everyone chronologically linear again? Great. Don't actually tell me if ur not.
Party @ My Place tonight. Imports can get in by following the abandoned blue line tracks north from Uptown Maurtia Station.
Make sure to travel with all your lights off or it'll fuck up my enigmatic magical bullshit.
also Bring Your Own Food, unless you want pomegranates.
by way of preview allow me to upload for you a song of my people

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[devoutish]

Right, well, now that that's sorted, I suppose I'll be the one to ask - has this infringed on everyone's plans for Passover? The timing was unfortunate, wasn't it; an entire week taken up by a day repeating itself over and over again makes it difficult to prepare a seder, what with us all being very busy with our murdering and setting wild dogs loose in the streets.

[Seriously, somebody tell him what the deal with the feral dog mutants was; that had not been fun.]

Ah, but some of you must be celebrating your first Passover here. That's very exciting. It's a very big, very important holiday, and I'm sure you've seen how imPorts get caught up with celebrating the Earth holidays here - yeah, we do Christmas, we do New Year's, we do Valentine's. Now, has anyone got a spare ka’arah that I might borrow? Mine was destroyed by a wild dog.

[ (No, not really.)

Alfie delivers the post completely straight, but he's absolutely poking light fun at the ubiquitous holiday posts that tend to crop up at certain times of the year. It's time to get in on the fun himself - if only to make people go "???", because making people go "???" is his goal roughly 60% of the time.]