1st Lotus | video

[lotus_heart]

[A young woman, after much fumbling despite the instructions she'd been given, finally manages to start a broadcast. She's dressed neatly in white and blue robes. She sets the device onto a table, and steps back to extend her arms in a circle and bow.]

Forgive me for the interruption to your day. I am Jiang Yanli of the Yunmeng Jiang Sect, and I am new to your city of- ah, Jeopardy?

I'm afraid this world will take a great deal of adjustment for me. Please be patient while I learn.

[Another polite bow before she picks up a slim sword and then reaches to turn off the device.]

002 ( text; )

[electroburst]

so, does everybody get dumbshit jobs assigned to them, or do these people just got something against me? i got about ten million things i've been good at doing since the dawn of forever and i can promise you they got nothing to do with birds.

resume available upon request.



[ and a couple minutes later, a Professional addition: ]

man, i'm bored. anyone wanna hook up?