[video] Webcast #001

[wallcrawler]

[Okay. Network post. Should be easy enough, right? He's just going to have to keep his alter-ego off the network for a while, at least until he could find a way to create a dummy ID for superheroics. Because he definitely noticed that it was his name showing up as the user ID. So, instead of a web-slinging wall-crawler, everyone gets Peter Parker the Totally Normal Teenager.

Who is all of like 5'6" and looking pretty darn scrawny, thanks in no small part to determined efforts to stick to layered outfits that make him look a bit punier than he is.]

So uh, I'm guessing no one's found a way home yet, right? I mean, if anybody knew how that's probably the sort of thing they'd put in the welcome packet, right? Actually, I guess it'd make it kinda pointless to even have a welcome packet... nevermind.

[He more or less already knew that particular inquiry wasn't going to go anywhere, but he did need something as an icebreaker. And wanting to go home was probably the closest thing to a mutual goal that the other imPorts were likely to have, right?]

As cool as it is to finally have proof of alternate universes, does anyone have any experience having to explain this sort of thing? Because if I ever do get back, I really don't think Aunt May's gonna buy the "it's not my fault, I was kidnapped by a sentient teleporter from another universe" explanation.

I'm not even sure I'd buy that, and I'm the one who just got teleported to Alternate Florida!

TWO!! VIDEO!

[genuinewrestleboy]

So I have a problem. I'm working at this place called Medieval Days Dinner Theatre but they keep complaining about stuff like "my courtly manners".

[ He's even in his costume now, with the tunic and sword and everything. It's clearly made for him, probably banking off the celebrity status of imPorts to get butts in the seats. ]

I'm supposed to keep acting like a knight even when I'm not doing fake sword fights, but I don't get it! None of the knights I've met acted like they want me to! I don't see the point of all these flowery phrases they tell me to say.

Then when a customer is being a huge jerk, I'm told off if I try to stop them! They say if I get in one more fight with a guest, they'll put me on dishes. Even though real knights aren't supposed to let people harass the weak!

Ugh. [ He's frustrated, that much is clear. ] What am I supposed to do?

video;

[flightforfreedom]

[ Hi MoMites, it's your resident Poe Dameron here, looking dashing as usual as he sits in his room, carefully painting the livery on a little x-wing model he's built himself.

He looks, well, bored. ]

Alright, everyone.

If someone can tell me a story about something that happened to them that is weirder than anything I've ever lived through, I will buy them a whole evening's worth of drinks. Or food. Or whatever is your fancy.

Don't even bother coming to me with the tame stuff. Trust me. I have seen some things.

[ He leans forward to disconnect the video, then pauses. ]

Oh yeah. Guess my three year Earthversary is in a month, but I'm fucking off to go watch Top Gun 2 when it comes out instead of throwing a party, sorry guys.

[ The feed ends. ]