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[He's in a bit of a hurry so he'll make this quick:]

When someone drinks too much, what do people do to help them feel better? What's the cure? Sometimes, we'd cook this fish back home that helped out or our elder back home used to do a bunch of mixing with herbs and stuff, but I doubt that's the case here.

Also, this isn't as important, but. What's a Catty Purry?

[He means 'Katy Perry', but close enough.]

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What if said person isn't really in the condition to run? [Or so seemingly.]

Then go with water. A lot of water. Don't do the greasy food thing though- doesn't help.

Oh, wonderful. Contradicting opinions. What about the death coffee? Is that bad too?

Death coffee?

They recommended coffee, but I tried it and it tastes worse than anything you could find on Berk. How anyone could drink that is beyond me.

It grows on you after awhile, especially in college. But some people never really learn to like it.

Well, they asked me how I wanted to take it and I was told to take it "black". Is there other options for it?

[ ... excuse peter while he tries not to laugh. ]

Lot of other ways to drink it. Don't know who told you that, but some people seem to think that's the only way you should drink it. But in your case, i'd go with adding sugar and milk. A lot of people drink it that way, it's a lot less bitter.

Sugar and milk? Really? I'll have to give that a shot then. Sounds like a better alternative than the stuff we usually have to drink at home which is pretty much mainly ales and mead.

[ Peter is immediately reminded of reading Grendel in high school...... ]

I don't know if it's a better alternative but it gives you something different. Pretty easy to get addicted to it, though. [ Not that he's speaking from experience, nooo. ]

Sounds like it would be. Kate seems pretty dedicated to the idea that it's the best thing in the world. I'm really scared if there's more than just her that agree on that front.

It's the best thing in the world if you don't get any sleep...

What, is it a magical cure for no sleep or something?

[ HAH YEAH HE WISHES. ] Not really, just helps keep you awake for awhile longer. Until it wears off and then you're... even more tired.

Sounds like it's a bit more trouble than it's worth. [Especially if the taste isn't worth it.]

Personally, if I'm tired, I just hop on Toothless and go for a ride. The rush of the wind does a pretty good job at keeping me awake.

[ Huh wha. ]

Toothless?

Oh. Right, sorry. [New place, new people. He's not the popular guy he was at home anymore.]

Toothless is my dragon. I'm a dragon trainer back home, and we're pretty much always flying out together. In fact, we're doing that right now.

[Hear that subtle gust of wind rush by. Swoooooosh.]

[ OH MY GAWWDD that is too cool, you've just made Peter's day. ]

You seriously train dragons? [ Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! ] I'm not sure you can get much better than that.

Berk is pretty much the best dragon training village in the world. [Well, the only dragon training village in the world, but just let him brag.]

And Toothless here is the top dragon. Ain't that right, bud?

[Cue a happy grumble from nearby, plenty pleased to hear himself get shown off.]

[ Kid, you are totally allowed to brag, Peter has given you permission x a million. You might not be superman but dragons are still pretty dang cool. ]

And he's... yours? [ Hesitant because some people don't like ownership definitions so. He's being careful. ]

[He may not be superman, but yes, he does have a dragon and he can fly. Kind of.]

Yeah, I'm his trainer. [He's been asked a similar question multiple times, so it isn't offensive.] But really, Toothless is the best friend anyone can ask for. Most dragons end up being that way to the folks back home.

[ It's good enough. Even sans underwear outside of your clothing. ]

Yeah, think I can understand that. Can't really see a dragon wanting to be... a pet. [ Because Peter's a dragon expert???? ] Might take issue to the whole domestication thing.

I mean, people use the term sometimes, but they don't really use it in the same way most people do? Mainly because most animals, dragons included, can be pretty individual about things. They've got their personalities and feelings like people too. So there's a whole level of equality there.

[Could be a true animal rights activist over here.]

[ ... as if he didn't notice the animal activist thing. ]

Can't argue with that. Haven't really had a whole lot of pets, but I had a dog when I was kid. Definitely had his own way of doing things. Might've picked up a few bad habits from me, but he was all I had for awhile. Made all the difference.

Yeah, it really does. [It seems like forever ago, but once upon a time, he felt nothing but loneliness until Toothless came around.]

What about now? It's always better when you have a partner around. Don't have one?

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