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KIRK ([personal profile] jirk) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-02-11 09:52 pm

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So. It's come to my attention that we are like-- [he squints off-camera for a moment] three days away from Valentine's, and I've only got two questions: Where's the party, and who's in the market for a date? For the record, I am a Capricorn with exceptional taste in music, poetry, cars and alcohol.

[-- a slight pause.]

And, I mean. Come on, look at me.

[The most ridiculous, devil-may-care grin imaginable. Hear ye, hear ye, ladies and gents, Jim Kirk has the floor. But after a moment it fades and he clears his throat, going back to 'business', so to speak.]

Name's Kirk! Friends call me Jim. I'm new, but don't worry about the welcome wagon. Got that sorted out on my own. My kingdom for a good hamburger.

[And with an airy little wave, he disconnects.]



[ooc; 4th walling info for the curious!]
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[personal profile] verification 2015-02-20 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure I will, people from outer space are clearly my jam.

[ As evidenced by Jim, giving him a raise of her brows. A piece of pasta is pushed around her plate as she shrugs, head tilting in a subconscious parody. ]

It used to be quiet until a certain God of Mischief moved in, then everything started livening up.
verification: THEN YOU'RE LYING LYING LYING (if your lips are moving)

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[ Jim, are you made of burgers. ]

The same speed-dating night I met all those creeps. He was wearing an illusion but I saw straight through it, didn't even know he had one on, which is why he stayed to talk to me at length. [ Ordering another drink off the waiter while they're around, she lets him take her plate. Jim is welcome to keep eating, but she's done. ] Then he decided to move into the same building not long after.
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[ Trying to look exasperated while blushing, she sips her drink just for something to do. ]

Really, Jim. You'd move in next to a girl who can always tell when you're lying?

[ Doubting it somehow, sir. ]
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[personal profile] verification 2015-02-20 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Don't mind if she bumps back, or hooks a knee behind his. And, fine, he may as well know just for the sake of it. ]

I'm a Bring Me A Bagel In Bed girl, definitely. Getting out of it before ten AM? Not a superpower I inherited but one I could definitely do with. You?
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[personal profile] verification 2015-02-20 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ The Enterprise. She watches him for a moment, a slow smile curling as she imagines a life aboard a starship where sunlight is something quantifiable as a luxury, a planetside indulgence. The fact they've been kidnapped doesn't mean a whole hell of a lot when they can't do anything about it, especially not tonight (or even tomorrow, she'd be willing to bet), and it sounds like a certain captain needs a real night off besides pandering to a date.

Standing up, she shrugs on her coat and drapes his on the table, flashing him a grin. ]


Come on then, let's wear you out enough to sleep.

[ However he chooses to take that is his business, but there's something canny in her eye as she drops enough money to cover the bill and doesn't wait for him as she heads out, a purposeful direction in her stride. Up, up, up!! This way. ]
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[ CAPTAIN CHIPMUNK, it's a thing. Laughing, she snags his hand and hauls him mercilessly upstairs to ground-level, a light jog in her step as the cool air insinuates itself into every gap of her clothing. It won't be for long, thankfully, and she looks both ways to check the hovercars before crossing the road with him. ]

Nope! Breathe, Jim, you're going to bring up half a cow.

[ But they're definitely heading toward a neon sign and loud music. ]
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[personal profile] verification 2015-02-20 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ At the doors, and ignoring the bouncers, and turns on her heel to cup his face in her hands and plant a kiss on his (slightly greasy, ew) lips, chaste and firm. ]

Stop talking about puke, Jim. In fact, shut up and dance with me.

[ Into the cavernous dark she pulls him, exchanging the night sky for a tall ceiling of multicolored stars courtesy of gobo-lights. Making a b-line for the dance-floor as she raises one of his hands above her head, Verity glances at him to see if he wants out from a room made of churning bodies and murky illumination that could belong to any world, anywhere, anytime. ]
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[personal profile] verification 2015-02-20 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ BROHURAAAA.

The reticence acquires one arm draped over Jim's shoulder and a hand lingering at his hip as they dance in the flurrying lights. He moves like he should have a drink above his head in a fist, too cool to really be on the floor, yet his lying sparks her telepathy easily to let loose a wide smile. Instead of ignoring her gifts he draws them into sharp relief and even makes her relax about them, which is ...

Jim is very efficient at endearing himself in a short amount of time, it has to be said. ]


I can tell! You're really boring.

[ Poking at his burger-belly through that tee, she hopes the brightly colored club will hide the return of her blush. ]
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[personal profile] verification 2015-02-21 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Lies, all lies!

[ His face at her neck sends pink hair rustling in an awful tickle and Verity's fingers comb through his own scrub-brush as she laughs, tugging lightly in a token attempt to stop him that does nothing of the kind. She can't remember the last time she went on a date with someone remotely normal and able to cope with her lie detection, hardly even aware of it now as loosening up around Jim becomes second nature.

In retaliation, she nips his ear at the same moment her nails flutter under his top, seeking out a soft (vulnerable!!) waist to dig into. ]
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[personal profile] verification 2015-03-04 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She laughs anew as his lips coast along her neck, too sensitive after a long dry spell of no relationships to avoid the way she squirms. It's less ticklish on her jaw, and there she holds him with her fingers woven through his hair, a pleasant warmth melting her from the inside-out. ]

I never said we were at peace, Jim ...
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[personal profile] verification 2015-03-20 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Where was he months ago at that last dating arena where she had to drink just to handle the guys there? His touches don't bother her, in fact they feel like a tall glass of water after the longest, driest spell of her life, prompting Verity to itch through his hair since he likes it so much. She certainly welcomes the cozy nuzzling, a hip rising into his large hand under the pretense of dancing.

Music is good. Music drowns out the liars around them, it helps her feel connected with other people by severing that link to them in bright lights and bass. ]


Casual intermingling of cultures is a very important duty for the captain, right?

[ So he won't mind when she tilts her head to seek out a brief albeit very fond kiss, a hand sliding down to cup the back of his warm neck. Jim can't tell her absolute truths about his home, but he isn't lying about why and who he is, his responsibilities that define his character better than the dumb jokes and sweet teases. He's a good man. Also, gorgeous. Verity has never felt like she's wasting her twenties so much if their lips aren't connected right now.

Romance is charming but it's not what either of them, both a little too logical to fully indulge when coming from different worlds, came out tonight for. ]