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maskormenace2015-02-11 09:52 pm
jirk) wrote in maskormenace2015-02-11 09:52 pm
Entry tags:
- tadashi hamada | n/a,
- † annie leonhart | n/a,
- † barnaby brooks jr. | n/a,
- † clara oswald | n/a,
- † eridan ampora | prince of hope,
- † galatea | n/a,
- † hank pym | giant-man,
- † hiccup horrendous haddock iii | n/a,
- † jack frost | n/a,
- † john watson | n/a,
- † kara styrdottir | n/a,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † legolas | thranduilion,
- † peter petrelli | n/a,
- † peter quill | star-lord,
- † ray kowalski | n/a,
- † thomas | n/a,
- † toothiana | tooth fairy,
- † verity willis | n/a
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So. It's come to my attention that we are like-- [he squints off-camera for a moment] three days away from Valentine's, and I've only got two questions: Where's the party, and who's in the market for a date? For the record, I am a Capricorn with exceptional taste in music, poetry, cars and alcohol.
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And, I mean. Come on, look at me.
[The most ridiculous, devil-may-care grin imaginable. Hear ye, hear ye, ladies and gents, Jim Kirk has the floor. But after a moment it fades and he clears his throat, going back to 'business', so to speak.]
Name's Kirk! Friends call me Jim. I'm new, but don't worry about the welcome wagon. Got that sorted out on my own. My kingdom for a good hamburger.
[And with an airy little wave, he disconnects.]
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And, I mean. Come on, look at me.
[The most ridiculous, devil-may-care grin imaginable. Hear ye, hear ye, ladies and gents, Jim Kirk has the floor. But after a moment it fades and he clears his throat, going back to 'business', so to speak.]
Name's Kirk! Friends call me Jim. I'm new, but don't worry about the welcome wagon. Got that sorted out on my own. My kingdom for a good hamburger.
[And with an airy little wave, he disconnects.]
[ooc; 4th walling info for the curious!]
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Now you can't just leave it off there without details.
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[He manages mock-indignation with a rockstar smile, one eyebrow raised. She seems fun. And British. He has always been a sucker for foreign girls.]
Maybe that's my shtick, being an international man of mystery based on my clandestine appreciation for-- [he makes a gesture, a little, et cetera flutter of his hand] prosody.
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[Literally, he got Ported out. It was sad. He promised to make her a burger.]
But I could find it in me to do that again.
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[He is, of course, perfectly teasing. He's happy to take her out for dinner as recompense as soon as he... figures out this whole 'money' thing. Money is so weird. You have no idea.]
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Alright, what the fuck is a Walentine's--or a... Capricorn for that matter? An' what does either a them got to do with that borin' list a hobbies?
[He sounds more offended than curious, but that's just him.]
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You want the long version or the short version, kid?
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I'm sensing some trust issues over here. [in all honesty it seems more like a 'kindred spirit' problem to him, but.] Who hurt you, man? Because I am 110% trustworthy. Most definitely.
[He's grinning, though, as he says it.]
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You're Jim, right? I'm Jack, one of your housemates. I took the room farthest away from the heating system.
[ For obvious reasons, judging by the ice smattering his clothes. ]
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Jack, huh? Nice to meet you. You a handshake kinda guy, Snowball?
[Said blithely, as he extends one in Jack's general direction. He'll get up out of his chair if Jack agrees to it.]
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Isn't there a dating site or something that'd be better for this klunk?
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No idea. Is there? Because, you know, as far as reaching an audience goes I figured this was my best shot. If you want I can toss an 18-A at the top.
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You can't figure out where to get a decent burger from and you're already advertising yourself for dates, huh. Where would you even take a girl?
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The answer to that, my favourite pink-haired bartender [not a lie, but he was pretty specific about the parameters there] - is anywhere she wants. Why, you offering?
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[She needs a distraction, considering there's still a hole in her shirt where Saul shot her.]
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I could be convinced to drink to that. If I get your name first.
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Holy crap. Hoooooly crap. You're Kirk.
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Spock is going to have his head. Which, of course, doesn't take away the default smile. Maybe he can talk his way out of this one.]
'That's my name, don't wear it out'?
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I am but newly come to this land, but I was shown a shop of hamburgers only three days ago.
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Well, what the heck, we can be new together. Where'd you run into this magical hamburger haven?
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Oh, you're right. And Cupid isn't here to manage things. I hope it turns out all right.
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Okay, hold that thought. You're telling me Cupid's real where you're from?
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[Oh, no, fast misunderstandings. Not that he'd care if he was talking to a king. He does have a Berk, after all.]
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[He legitimately has no idea what the hell Valentine's Day is. Really.]
Tell me about hamburgers.
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Oh, I also sing. Off-key. Terrible stuff. I definitely need to be properly drunk for that one.
[-- Also his 'opportunities to troll people' klaxon is going off in full force in the back of his mind, but he reins it in. Maybe a couple years ago he'd have gone for it, but now he just flashes a smile.]
Hamburgers, huh. Meat, cheese, onions - pickles? Lots of pickles - slapped between two hunks of bread. Quick, easy. Tasty. They come highly recommended where I'm from. It's practically high cuisine.
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I don't know any good hamburger places but there's a swearing-in ceremony soon. That's the closest you're going to get to a party.
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[He sounds perfectly cheerful about this, though the slight stress on the word kidnapped may suggest otherwise to a practiced ear. Underneath the flirting, the general savoir faire he is honestly, properly furious. But. Business first. Yelling about the endangerment of his crew later.]
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... Still just as giddy though.]
Hamburger depends on which city you're in. If you find any good ones, share for the rest of us?
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[yes good he could use some tact after. that. mess. definitely appreciated. thank.]
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What kind of poetry are we talking about, here?
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Funny story, one of the things you learn in officer candidacy in Starfleet is oration, so it's with great vim and verve that he launches into a recitation of Bird. When he's finished, he tips an imaginary hat.]
But really, I can find beauty in most anything.
[He's a cad. And that's definitely the absolute mildest, most innocent leer he could manage, given the circumstances.]
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[ using new arrivals for research purposes? ... yes, of course. ]
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[Come on, was that supposed to be hard?]
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Are you really using this as a dating service?
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[He's spent most of his life under someone else's microscope, a little judgement from a total stranger who isn't attributing his accolades to his dear old dad? Practically paradise, as far as he's concerned. He just grins. Maddeningly. This is it, this is his superpower.]
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Place like this, there's gotta be a good burger somewhere. Findin it with the fries is the hard part. [ a beat ] And cars? What kinda cars.
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[And then, oh boy, brace yourself.]
Oh, man. Are you sure you want to get into that? Because, you know-- discussing the classics right and proper takes a considerable amount of time and [a bit of a motion of one hand, et cetera] energy. But hey, I'll start. I once had in my possession a 1965 Corvette Stingray. Convertible, candy-apple red. Manual transmission, fully loaded, decked to the nines. Beautiful car.
[He leaves out its unhappy demise, but hey. Doesn't make any of the above less true.]
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Does the zodiac thing still work?
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I have no idea. Can't hurt to try, right?
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[He trails off meaningfully, and affects a little shrug. It's a playful statement, rather than being outright snark.]
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So how does being this direct usually work out for you around Valentine's Day?
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[Eyebrows all the way up, tbqh.]
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Gini's Cafe in Heropa has the best hamburgers in town. Easy.
[ And definitely you should trust someone with a British accent when it comes to burgers, definitely. ]
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And you're telling me just like that? I think that is officially a first.
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Heeeey, look at you. We've got ourselves a regular cupid, eh? Eh???
[Nudge, nudge.]
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