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maskormenace2015-03-07 06:34 pm
crabsurd) wrote in maskormenace2015-03-07 06:34 pm
Entry tags:
- roxas | the key of destiny,
- † ana ramir | taranto,
- † annie leonhart | n/a,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † ash crimson | n/a,
- † death | didi,
- † eridan ampora | prince of hope,
- † hazel lockwood | n/a,
- † jack frost | n/a,
- † kanaya maryam-lalonde | psychopomp,
- † karkat vantas | knight of blood,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † loki laufeyson | n/a,
- † minato arisato | n/a,
- † roxy lalonde | rogue of void,
- † ryoki tanaka | n/a,
- † shinjiro aragaki | n/a,
- † tailgate | n/a,
- † tempo | quake woman
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FIRST OF ALL: FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS.
GRUBNAPPING. OF COURSE! SO "ORIGINAL." I AM SO STUNNED BY THIS DISPLAY OF CREATIVITY AND GOOD SENSE THAT MY ASSORTED SHOCKBLADDERS HAVE GONE INTO OVERDRIVE. IN FACT, I - WAIT, YES - HERE IT GOES. YOU WIN. YOU FORCED THIS OUT OF ME:
O:B
HOLY SHIT, THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO. LABORIOUSLY MASHING MY HANDS AROUND TO FORM WHAT WE CALL AN "EMOTE," BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE WORDS FOR HOW FUCKING FLABBERGASTED I AM. GOOD JOB, HUMANS. YOU'RE ONTO A WINNER.
"HEY, LET'S SNATCH UP THE ADOLESCENT TROLL WITHOUT WARNING OR PERMISSION AND BRING HIM TO SHITTY HUMAN TRASHPLANET TO SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS." WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
UGH.
AND BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER, I *KNOW* THIS SO-CALLED NETWORK ISN'T *TECHNICALLY* MADE FOR THE NUB-FELLATING INCOMPETENT GRUBDOUCHES WHO BROUGHT ME HERE
I *KNOW* I AM VOMITING MY ALMIGHTY WRATH ON THE HEADS OF OTHER IMPORTS BLAH BLAH ETC
AND I DON'T CARE.
THERE ARE HUMANS AMONG YOU, SO I HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU ARE ALL COLLECTIVELY RESPONSIBLE FOR MY CURRENT PREDICAMENT. AND THAT'S TERRIBLE.
I HOPE YOU ALL FEEL ASHAMED, BUT REST ASSURED THAT YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE AS ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES AS I AM OF YOU.
I AM PREPARING TO SECRETE SHAME FLUID FROM AN ASSORTMENT OF BODILY ORIFICES, SOLELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF DROWNING YOU WEIRD HORNLESS ASSHOLES IN IT. I CONSIDER THIS A MERCY KILLING. YOU'RE WELCOME.
I GUESS WHILE I'M WORKING UP TO THAT I CAN
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE GET ON THIS "BLOGGING" BULLSHIT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.
SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO MAKE THEMSELVES USEFUL BEFORE BEING CULLED AND MAYBE LIKE
RECOMMEND SOME EARTH ROMCOMS FOR ME TO SNEER AT DERISIVELY OR SOMETHING
THAT WOULD BE HALFWAY TOLERABLE.
GRUBNAPPING. OF COURSE! SO "ORIGINAL." I AM SO STUNNED BY THIS DISPLAY OF CREATIVITY AND GOOD SENSE THAT MY ASSORTED SHOCKBLADDERS HAVE GONE INTO OVERDRIVE. IN FACT, I - WAIT, YES - HERE IT GOES. YOU WIN. YOU FORCED THIS OUT OF ME:
O:B
HOLY SHIT, THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO. LABORIOUSLY MASHING MY HANDS AROUND TO FORM WHAT WE CALL AN "EMOTE," BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE WORDS FOR HOW FUCKING FLABBERGASTED I AM. GOOD JOB, HUMANS. YOU'RE ONTO A WINNER.
"HEY, LET'S SNATCH UP THE ADOLESCENT TROLL WITHOUT WARNING OR PERMISSION AND BRING HIM TO SHITTY HUMAN TRASHPLANET TO SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS." WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
UGH.
AND BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER, I *KNOW* THIS SO-CALLED NETWORK ISN'T *TECHNICALLY* MADE FOR THE NUB-FELLATING INCOMPETENT GRUBDOUCHES WHO BROUGHT ME HERE
I *KNOW* I AM VOMITING MY ALMIGHTY WRATH ON THE HEADS OF OTHER IMPORTS BLAH BLAH ETC
AND I DON'T CARE.
THERE ARE HUMANS AMONG YOU, SO I HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU ARE ALL COLLECTIVELY RESPONSIBLE FOR MY CURRENT PREDICAMENT. AND THAT'S TERRIBLE.
I HOPE YOU ALL FEEL ASHAMED, BUT REST ASSURED THAT YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE AS ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES AS I AM OF YOU.
I AM PREPARING TO SECRETE SHAME FLUID FROM AN ASSORTMENT OF BODILY ORIFICES, SOLELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF DROWNING YOU WEIRD HORNLESS ASSHOLES IN IT. I CONSIDER THIS A MERCY KILLING. YOU'RE WELCOME.
I GUESS WHILE I'M WORKING UP TO THAT I CAN
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE GET ON THIS "BLOGGING" BULLSHIT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.
SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO MAKE THEMSELVES USEFUL BEFORE BEING CULLED AND MAYBE LIKE
RECOMMEND SOME EARTH ROMCOMS FOR ME TO SNEER AT DERISIVELY OR SOMETHING
THAT WOULD BE HALFWAY TOLERABLE.
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sorry buddy bigger people than u have tried, were friends
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THIS IS A VIOLATION
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so anyway ur an alien right, same kind as kanaya? will u give me pics because she just looks human and its the worst
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BACK YOUR HIDEOUS HUMAN CREASE THE FUCK UP
KANAYA LOOKS HUMAN?
DO YOU JUST HAVE HUMANS THAT LOOK LIKE KANAYA WHEREVER YOU COME FROM
OR IS THERE SOMETHING MORE SINISTER AT WORK HERE
OH GOD
I MEAN SURE PICS CAN BE A THING
I AM A FINE EXAMPLE OF TROLLHOOD AND HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.
-- carcinoGeneticist [cG] attached file "FUCKYOU.JPG". Accept file [Y]/N? --
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and yeah she does. she said sometimes shes troll but ive only ever seen human, boooooring
ur pretty cute too i guess, for a gray guy
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FTFY.
AND I AM NOT CUTE
I AM A MICROCOSM OF YOUR SUFFERING. I AM TERRIFYING AND YOU ARE IN AWE.
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i mean borings one thing and still true but she makes a pretty hot human
ur still just cute tho sorry
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GROSS GROSS GROSS
NO HUMANS SOLICITING RELATIONSHIPS WITH TROLLS NO NO GROSS
NO
NOT ALLOWED
NO.
TAKE THAT ALLEGATION OF HOTNESS BACK RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. THERE WILL BE NO LUSTFUL INTERSPECIES GLANCES ON MY WATCH.
NONE.
URGHGHGRHRR.
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u know what i just remembered why were best friends. this is great, ur the best
shes still smoking tho, 10/10 would definitely bang ( *¯ ³¯*)♡
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youd still have quite a quantity of ugliness to contend with beyond them
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not even touching the rest of that, i know ur game
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im sure my last girlfriend would really see it that way
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which wouldnt really reflect well on your chances
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