could_be_dangerous: (Default)
Sherlock Holmes ([personal profile] could_be_dangerous) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-03-07 01:47 pm

#001; text

In light of recent events it seems apt that I make an advertisement offering my services to the general public. I am Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective, amply acquainted with the solution of murders, thefts, arsons, and the generally unsavoury, etc. Inquiries of a general nature may be directed to me at any time, though I take cases at my own discretion, and will generally request an interview to establish both the particulars and the legitimacy of the case. The suspicious may refer to Dr. John Watson for a no-doubt superfluously effusive list of my general accomplishments, and when he proves unconvincing I should be delighted to provide a demonstration of my capabilities. In what will no doubt be vastly more appealing than any of the previous to some of you, I shall add that all services will be rendered entirely gratis.

((ooc: Permissions post/opt-out here, for anything you'd rather Sherlock not pick up on. Additionally, there may be some threadjacking here and there by the aforementioned Dr. Watson since it is his lot in life to babysit this gigantic infant, and if anyone would like to address him instead of Sherlock they can note as much in their subject lines.))
sizetwelve: and drill a tiny hole into your head (& i'm gonna tie your wrists with leather)

text;

[personal profile] sizetwelve 2015-03-23 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Lies. The nutters add charm.
acclimatized: (on the ground i lay.)

text;

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-03-23 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
I can think of one case where that isn't strictly true.

[ there's an empty space where will graham's charm should be. ]
sizetwelve: like santas in malls (i smile from my throne of lies)

text;

[personal profile] sizetwelve 2015-03-23 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh now? Only one? You're getting optimistic. There's promise for you yet.
acclimatized: (sayin' it,sayin' it,sayin' it.)

text;

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-03-23 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
I've always been optimistic. That and the usual nutters have either been ported out or aren't interested in this post.
sizetwelve: don't you know that you could've died (whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide!)

text;

[personal profile] sizetwelve 2015-03-23 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
The ones who'd be leaving comments like that probably aren't going to be other imPorts. Sherlock has the network and I think it's a good tool, but you need something to reach beyond it as well. Another forum.
acclimatized: (but not half as impossible.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-03-23 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
He's already asked me to revive the blog if that's what you're getting at. Once it's set up, I'll advertise it on here.
sizetwelve: even their voice (they say you can imitate anybody)

[personal profile] sizetwelve 2015-03-23 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yayyy! ]

Think I almost caught a whiff of nostalgia.
acclimatized: (to a stick and surrender.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-03-24 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
What do you want the colour scheme to be? Green or blue?
sizetwelve: (in her eyes for you) (she's got blood in her eyes)

[personal profile] sizetwelve 2015-03-24 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I get to decide?
acclimatized: (about anything i do.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-03-24 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Really. If I asked Sherlock, he would probably choose black because he is so dark and mysterious.
sizetwelve: the nerds have accepted me as one of their own (i'd let his entire army fuck you)

[personal profile] sizetwelve 2015-03-25 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ She wasn't around for the start of that blog, so it's exciting to her to get to help for this little thing. ]

Blue!
acclimatized: (i fought off dragons,wrestled with troll)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2015-03-25 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Consider it done.

[ cnce he figures out how to set it up. where is ella when he needs her?
sizetwelve: i like to make you think you have a choice in the matter but lol (can i have this dance?)

[personal profile] sizetwelve 2015-03-26 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ Seriously? Don't be surprised if Mary sneaks in later to help set it up, you poor thing. Could have just asked. ]

But don't make it too bright. This isn't 2001.