angelfire: (What's for lunch?)
Lucifer | The Morningstar ([personal profile] angelfire) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-04-12 03:19 pm

001: first prayer, voice-video

"If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down from hence: For it is written, He shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee: And in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone." Poor baby.

The prophets wrote that Jesus, having resurrected, first presented himself to Mary Magdalene, who did not recognize him. Well, that's a classical telling. 'The women' is a more accurate translation. So I did that. They had cookies. [ A thoughtful clucking sound is attached to the disassociated voice. ] Then he came down upon his disciples, and broke bread with them. Would you be surprised to know just how many Satanists there are in Florida? They were very accommodating.

[ The camera is turned upwards. Here, at last, is an (unfortunately) familiar face for those who have been here for a while. Lucifer doesn't look like much otherwise, just another steely eyed, rough featured imPort making his introductions. There are wounds healing on his - admittedly pale - face that look like they might have been some kind of deep tissue radiation burn. Still, he doesn't seem to be in any pain--he looks kind of cheerful. ]

I really don't know what I did to deserve a military escort, but I'm more than happy to know that I've engendered such respect in the human population here. Well--respect; fear; one is so very much like the other.

Now then, why don't we start with some introductions. [ He tapped his lip with one finger, considering where to start. ] I have a number of names, most largely unnecessary, but Lucifer will do. For the uneducated amongst you, that means I'm an archangel. For the heathens--well, sucks to be you; you have fun with that. [ The amusement is clear in the crinkles about his eyes. ] Furthermore, I'm delighted to announce that very soon I'll be usurping the airtime of a televangelist near you. Television exposure, a sponsorship from DRV Games, the adoration of my fans-- [ He drawls, it's difficult to tell whether or not he's being sarcastic: ] It's like a dream come true.

Oh, and Dean? Hello darling. Let's have a little chat, shall we? Happy belated Easter, chickens.
braavosi: (I'll never forget where you're at)

[personal profile] braavosi 2015-04-16 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what those are. Is that why you think people should fear you? Because you're an "angel"?

[She definitely picked up on that mention of fear there.]
enustari: (that magic we got nobody can touch)

[personal profile] enustari 2015-04-16 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I haven't been called that in a while.

[Inappropriate, borderline flirty responses are a defense mechanism for her, one that's automatic after so many years.]

But that's all relative, isn't it?
brushoff: (oooh guuuurl)

action!

[personal profile] brushoff 2015-04-16 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ So he knows. He does know about the soullessness. Which is more worrying than Dorian wants to admit. ]

In my defense, I rarely get to talk about this with anybody. Most people are simply oblivious to my soulless state, so I take what I can get.

[ As the waitress walks over, Dorian turns his attention fully to her, giving her a winning smile as he orders. ] I'll take a cafe Americano please, no fancy additions like vanilla or extra foam, just the coffee. [ He turns back towards Lucifer, waiting to see what he'd order. Did the devil even drink coffee in the first place? ]
selfimage: — ᴀɴᴋᴀ — (When there's nothing left to burn.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2015-04-16 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Same ol', same ol'.

How much have you caught yourself up on from your prior jaunt through this corner of the multiverse?
ferrisbuellean: (85)

[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-04-16 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. Dawn of time or whatever. Hey, maybe you can answer an age old question:

Did Jesus ride dinosaurs?
selfimage: — ɢᴀʀʙᴇᴛᴛ — (Toilet humor.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2015-04-16 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ your hubris is stifling, Lucifer. ]

Ah? Er—noooo, but I am up for an interesting show.

[ there's a bit of curiosity in his voice. ]

After all, there was another you here before. A very much you. In a place that's pulled by fate, I have to wonder if you'll spiral down into the same boring old patterns that you did before.
bassriff: (Lɪғᴇ Aғᴛᴇʀ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ)

video;

[personal profile] bassriff 2015-04-16 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen some demons like that. [She shrugs. Pretty sure she doesn't want whatever he's selling regardless.]

My dad's more widow's peak and a suit than goatman, anyway.
abduxel: (until we close our eyes for good)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-04-16 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ After Lucifer approves, the cat changes again, shrinking further into a four-winged three-eyed hairless black bat. He's definitely a contender for the Miss Demonic Universe Pageant. The bat takes off and circles over him, and speaks, his voice still sort of Abduxel's but bizarre, the quality distorted. ]

I mostly work with memories. Perception. They re-live their sins or most shameful memories, and I get to see them too. And making them see what isn't there: monsters, false memories. I'm still working on the last part.

I can do more, too, I know it. [The 'lands' upside down, hanging from the ceiling light.] With practice. I think I could make them feel things, without touching them. Pain - excitement - whatever. But if I do it wrong I might kill them, make their hearts race too fast... and they aren't interesting dead.
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