Lucifer | The Morningstar (
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maskormenace2015-04-12 03:19 pm
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- hiro hamada | n/a,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- marceline abadeer | the vampire queen,
- † annie leonhart | n/a,
- † asami sato | n/a,
- † clark kent | superman,
- † crocodile | mr. 0,
- † cu chulainn | lancer,
- † dean winchester | n/a,
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- † edi | enhanced defense intelligence,
- † elsa brandt | the fabricator,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † loki laufeyson | n/a,
- † lucifer | n/a,
- † matthew lin | abduxel,
- † raina | n/a,
- † roxy lalonde | rogue of void,
- † verity willis | n/a,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
001: first prayer, voice-video
"If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down from hence: For it is written, He shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee: And in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone." Poor baby.
The prophets wrote that Jesus, having resurrected, first presented himself to Mary Magdalene, who did not recognize him. Well, that's a classical telling. 'The women' is a more accurate translation. So I did that. They had cookies. [ A thoughtful clucking sound is attached to the disassociated voice. ] Then he came down upon his disciples, and broke bread with them. Would you be surprised to know just how many Satanists there are in Florida? They were very accommodating.
[ The camera is turned upwards. Here, at last, is an (unfortunately) familiar face for those who have been here for a while. Lucifer doesn't look like much otherwise, just another steely eyed, rough featured imPort making his introductions. There are wounds healing on his - admittedly pale - face that look like they might have been some kind of deep tissue radiation burn. Still, he doesn't seem to be in any pain--he looks kind of cheerful. ]
I really don't know what I did to deserve a military escort, but I'm more than happy to know that I've engendered such respect in the human population here. Well--respect; fear; one is so very much like the other.
Now then, why don't we start with some introductions. [ He tapped his lip with one finger, considering where to start. ] I have a number of names, most largely unnecessary, but Lucifer will do. For the uneducated amongst you, that means I'm an archangel. For the heathens--well, sucks to be you; you have fun with that. [ The amusement is clear in the crinkles about his eyes. ] Furthermore, I'm delighted to announce that very soon I'll be usurping the airtime of a televangelist near you. Television exposure, a sponsorship from DRV Games, the adoration of my fans-- [ He drawls, it's difficult to tell whether or not he's being sarcastic: ] It's like a dream come true.
Oh, and Dean? Hello darling. Let's have a little chat, shall we? Happy belated Easter, chickens.
The prophets wrote that Jesus, having resurrected, first presented himself to Mary Magdalene, who did not recognize him. Well, that's a classical telling. 'The women' is a more accurate translation. So I did that. They had cookies. [ A thoughtful clucking sound is attached to the disassociated voice. ] Then he came down upon his disciples, and broke bread with them. Would you be surprised to know just how many Satanists there are in Florida? They were very accommodating.
[ The camera is turned upwards. Here, at last, is an (unfortunately) familiar face for those who have been here for a while. Lucifer doesn't look like much otherwise, just another steely eyed, rough featured imPort making his introductions. There are wounds healing on his - admittedly pale - face that look like they might have been some kind of deep tissue radiation burn. Still, he doesn't seem to be in any pain--he looks kind of cheerful. ]
I really don't know what I did to deserve a military escort, but I'm more than happy to know that I've engendered such respect in the human population here. Well--respect; fear; one is so very much like the other.
Now then, why don't we start with some introductions. [ He tapped his lip with one finger, considering where to start. ] I have a number of names, most largely unnecessary, but Lucifer will do. For the uneducated amongst you, that means I'm an archangel. For the heathens--well, sucks to be you; you have fun with that. [ The amusement is clear in the crinkles about his eyes. ] Furthermore, I'm delighted to announce that very soon I'll be usurping the airtime of a televangelist near you. Television exposure, a sponsorship from DRV Games, the adoration of my fans-- [ He drawls, it's difficult to tell whether or not he's being sarcastic: ] It's like a dream come true.
Oh, and Dean? Hello darling. Let's have a little chat, shall we? Happy belated Easter, chickens.
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I know of a vacant flat in my building. Two bedrooms, so that might be a bit small if you've got lots of roommates, but it'd be something. I could ask around at work to see if anyone knows of any others, as well. Have you got the money for a security deposit and all that?
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Yeah...
[ Oh. A little more energetically: ]
What if we do a mass petition? Then it's not just you asking for this. If he gets offended, it wouldn't make any special target out of all of you.
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I'll do what I can to handle it myself.
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All right. Just - [ A breath - ] If you need me, call me. All right? He's really powerful from everything that I've heard, but I haven't met a power yet that I haven't been able to nullify. [ Sort of. ] So I can help protect you.
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Protection from the protection he claims to be offering. I'll call you first thing, Kitty.
[If it proves to be trouble.]
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I'll give you a special ringtone so I'll know to pick up.
Good luck.
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Thank you.