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Lucifer | The Morningstar ([personal profile] angelfire) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-04-12 03:19 pm

001: first prayer, voice-video

"If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down from hence: For it is written, He shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee: And in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone." Poor baby.

The prophets wrote that Jesus, having resurrected, first presented himself to Mary Magdalene, who did not recognize him. Well, that's a classical telling. 'The women' is a more accurate translation. So I did that. They had cookies. [ A thoughtful clucking sound is attached to the disassociated voice. ] Then he came down upon his disciples, and broke bread with them. Would you be surprised to know just how many Satanists there are in Florida? They were very accommodating.

[ The camera is turned upwards. Here, at last, is an (unfortunately) familiar face for those who have been here for a while. Lucifer doesn't look like much otherwise, just another steely eyed, rough featured imPort making his introductions. There are wounds healing on his - admittedly pale - face that look like they might have been some kind of deep tissue radiation burn. Still, he doesn't seem to be in any pain--he looks kind of cheerful. ]

I really don't know what I did to deserve a military escort, but I'm more than happy to know that I've engendered such respect in the human population here. Well--respect; fear; one is so very much like the other.

Now then, why don't we start with some introductions. [ He tapped his lip with one finger, considering where to start. ] I have a number of names, most largely unnecessary, but Lucifer will do. For the uneducated amongst you, that means I'm an archangel. For the heathens--well, sucks to be you; you have fun with that. [ The amusement is clear in the crinkles about his eyes. ] Furthermore, I'm delighted to announce that very soon I'll be usurping the airtime of a televangelist near you. Television exposure, a sponsorship from DRV Games, the adoration of my fans-- [ He drawls, it's difficult to tell whether or not he's being sarcastic: ] It's like a dream come true.

Oh, and Dean? Hello darling. Let's have a little chat, shall we? Happy belated Easter, chickens.
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[personal profile] ahappyending 2015-04-28 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
The me you're talking to has powers, sure. But I'm just as frail and human as anyone else on the street. Shoot me, and I'll die.

Slightly less Endless than I'm used to.
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[personal profile] ahappyending 2015-04-28 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty easily, actually! I try to do the whole make-a-fragment-of-me-mortal-and-die every century or so. Keeps me in touch with the people on the other side of the job.

This just happens to be a longer incarnation of that. I don't mind, really; at least I get more than a day this time.
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[personal profile] ahappyending 2015-04-28 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Endless me is much the same, you'll find.

But I suppose that good PR among the damned isn't exactly your top concern, mm?
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[personal profile] ahappyending 2015-05-07 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Fight in my army to take back the mortal realm and you'll be able to live a life where we don't randomly prod you with blazing hot pokers," or something like that?

Has to be a little disappointing you didn't get to bring the legions of hell with you, though.
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[personal profile] ahappyending 2015-05-07 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Still proud over that serpent thing, are we?
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[personal profile] ahappyending 2015-05-07 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be sure to mix it up and request Freebird once in a while, too.
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[personal profile] ahappyending 2015-05-09 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I suppose I'll leave you to your nefarious plans and all that.

Just remember I get even you, one day.
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[personal profile] ahappyending 2015-05-10 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too.

Then, if there's nothing else... I'll be seeing you.
Edited 2015-05-10 22:28 (UTC)
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[personal profile] ahappyending 2015-05-10 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm. [She smiles in response.]

Ta-ta~