Deadshot. Not Lawton. (
goodbadimthguywiththgun) wrote in
maskormenace2014-04-01 08:26 pm
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[There is a 6'1", 200ish lb. man staring you down; the man is dressed in a very...interesting-looking suit. The mask isn't on, but what you see looking back at you is a tired, stern face that, yes, has a handlebar mustache on it. His wrist-magnums are not on.
The man is smoking and standing, glocks akimbo.
Behind him, there are display cases and exhibits, pertaining to various weapons, in a nice, marbled setting. Notably, nothing is on fire.] Alright. After the events of th'past few weeks, people've been scared of goin' into museums. I was told this morning that attendance at the Museum of Weapons, where I work, is at its armpittiest low in ten years.
And you know what else the Head Curator told me? Head Curator here told me I gotta keep perspective. That, at least, we still got the museum. That we oughta keep on doin' what we're doin', beef up security, but otherwise act like nothing happened.
[A beat.] I'm gonna go one step further and issue one warning.
This here museum is under my protection. Anyone even joke 'bout getting lighter fluid from th'nearby convenience store and droppin' by to test it out, you're goin' on th'banned for life list.
You mess with this place, I mess with your face.
Made that rhyme so nobody's got any excuse to forget it. [With that, the transmission cuts.]
The man is smoking and standing, glocks akimbo.
Behind him, there are display cases and exhibits, pertaining to various weapons, in a nice, marbled setting. Notably, nothing is on fire.] Alright. After the events of th'past few weeks, people've been scared of goin' into museums. I was told this morning that attendance at the Museum of Weapons, where I work, is at its armpittiest low in ten years.
And you know what else the Head Curator told me? Head Curator here told me I gotta keep perspective. That, at least, we still got the museum. That we oughta keep on doin' what we're doin', beef up security, but otherwise act like nothing happened.
[A beat.] I'm gonna go one step further and issue one warning.
This here museum is under my protection. Anyone even joke 'bout getting lighter fluid from th'nearby convenience store and droppin' by to test it out, you're goin' on th'banned for life list.
You mess with this place, I mess with your face.
Made that rhyme so nobody's got any excuse to forget it. [With that, the transmission cuts.]

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[He takes a loooong drink from a cup of coffee.]
I can appreciate a man with a dedication to the arts.
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Got a few others if you wanna hear 'em.
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With the fair advanced warning that I'm a lawyer, so anything that could be construed as a specific threat to a specific person is probably not a great idea.
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NUTS. And now I notice the unneeded repetition! My apologies!
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[not that she hasn't seen first hand what he can do]
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Are firelighters off the menu too, big boy?
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Very memorable. I guess that's what you were going for.
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Hiii Raito.] Glad to've gotten your note of approval, Mr. You Gotta Believe in Yerself to make a Difference in th' World.(no subject)
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[Lucifer is in the middle of something very important, okay. Please don't take up a lot of his time.]
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[Happy birthday, Mr. Devil!]
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If it's any comfort to you, them bullets I put in you that time ago weren't fired out of nothin' personal. [
Except, well, technically, his hate.] Just my way of vocalizing distaste for your habits. Long as you don't mess with me and my stuff, we oughta be good as fried gold.Voice
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...he wasn't so sure anymore.] What kinda job were you saddled with?
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knows no encryption...
Jeannette would tell him about how Scandal and her spent time up in a gulag.
Which meant the heir of Vandal Savage spoke perfectly good Russian.
Like he was right now.] Hadda send the message out to everyone. And, apparently, it's legal to threaten guys on a public network--so long as it ain't to one particular person or persons.
'Cept maybe the Devil. [Technically the devil wasn't covered by the rules, but Floyd was still counting it.]
ALL IS GOOD!
Yay!
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Someone out there is going to take that as a direct challenge.
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In his own violent way.] If it's any comfort to you, I think someone already has. [A beat.] But I got outta it.
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