004 ♥ TEXT ♦ Anonymous

[debauchewy]

[He's back. Ah, and not much time has passed here, has it? Might as well prod at the network a little, though why not make it a bit of a game? He did have that endearing persona he used once before against... who was that again?]

[Oh well.]

when u show up here with rly cool powers u probably would feel pretty bad not using them 2 b a hero huh? (っ◞‸◟c)

ahhh but isnt that scary?? how strong do u have 2 b 2 jump a building?? all u heroes must b rly strong. wats the most heroy thing uve done here?? how can i get good at it! ᕙ(⇀‸↼!!)ᕗ

[Guess who.]

[Or don't. You can also just tell him about cool stuff you've done to make yourself a potential target and be fawned over and complimented because you're so cool.]

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[debauchewy]

wat if ur not smart enough then... so u gotta be smart 2? or can u be stupid and rly strong? (・ε・`*) …

[Hey, those wax powers came in handy.]

[Like once.]

[In a prison and only for a little bit...]

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[sunasuna]

Stupid but strong is one of the most common things you'll find. It has its uses, but there's only so much that can get done without someone to keep an idiot in line.

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[debauchewy]

its kinda mean 2 use the word idiot tho... (´д｀ι)

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[sunasuna]

Am I supposed to care?

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[debauchewy]

u wanna b mean then? (‘◉⌓◉’)

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[sunasuna]

[Reading this and looking at responses to other people, this is all feeling very familiar.Though there's not just one person out there that likes to type like a child and use those ridiculous faces. He'll go on with it for a bit longer.]

Me being 'mean' isn't the problem. If someone is so easily upset, they should instead focus on growing a thicker skin.

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[debauchewy]

can u even grow a thicker skin? o! is that a power u have? (‘◇’)?

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[sunasuna]

Why don't you try and guess.

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[debauchewy]

gosh....

i dunno. um! um! o(ﾟдﾟo≡oﾟдﾟ)o

i bet u can...

control sand and turn in2 it and stuff! (*◞ΦωΦ)◟

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[sunasuna]

[Aaaaand there it is. He chuckles and switches to audio.]

I was wondering if you were going to come back. [Not really, he was just pissy he didn't kill him when he had the chance.]

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[debauchewy]

Ah, you mean hoping, don't you?

[sunasuna]

Don't flatter yourself. I said exactly what I meant.

[debauchewy]

Find anyone of use while I wasn't taking up your time?

[sunasuna]

I've been focusing on my work. I've actually been more productive since you left. I'm sure the same can be said for others, too..

[debauchewy]

Except the ones I care to help any way. Not that you'd be surprised by how useful I can be, I'm sure you're aware of the potential.

[sunasuna]

I am, but I already have enough staff and you already have a job. Besides, I'm fairly sure I have enough of you in my life as it is, especially now that you're back.

[Yeah, he's not making this seem like anything more than work chatter while this is still public.]

[debauchewy]

I'm sure you could find work for me. Are employees all you ever want?

[Yes. He knows the answer already. Still. Gosh Croc. So subtle right now.]

[sunasuna]

As long as they can do their job and make themselves useful. [Granted, he'd rather have people serving under him in a different way, but ah well. Slowly but surely and all that.]

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Though the last time we saw one another before your departure was surprisingly enjoyable.

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[debauchewy]

Oh? You're complimenting me? [A laugh.] No, my mistake, you're complimenting yourself.

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[sunasuna]

Mostly. But credit where it's due, you're definitely useful for more than just fighting.

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[debauchewy]

I'm sure youll come to see that the more time we spend together. Even though you've already had enough of me since my return.

Has anyone else from your world arrived?

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[sunasuna]

No, and I'd honestly rather it stay that way. There are enough annoyances in this world as it is.

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[debauchewy]

Everyone from your world is? What a statement.

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[sunasuna]

Almost everyone. [An important distinction! Sort of.] Any few people I don't mind being around [hah, as if there's more than one] would be better off staying home.

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[debauchewy]

A depressing thought, how lonely a man you are, Crocodile.