004 ♥ TEXT ♦ Anonymous

[debauchewy]

[He's back. Ah, and not much time has passed here, has it? Might as well prod at the network a little, though why not make it a bit of a game? He did have that endearing persona he used once before against... who was that again?]

[Oh well.]

when u show up here with rly cool powers u probably would feel pretty bad not using them 2 b a hero huh? (っ◞‸◟c)

ahhh but isnt that scary?? how strong do u have 2 b 2 jump a building?? all u heroes must b rly strong. wats the most heroy thing uve done here?? how can i get good at it! ᕙ(⇀‸↼!!)ᕗ

[Guess who.]

[Or don't. You can also just tell him about cool stuff you've done to make yourself a potential target and be fawned over and complimented because you're so cool.]

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[databoner]

Oh, isn't this cute.

[No one, that he knows of, has this exact brand of typing quirk. So, anonymous, and hiding their identity. Sure, he could probably find out who, but it's not like they're being dangerous.]

It's alright if you're extra scared on being a hero. Not everyone's cut out for it.

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[debauchewy]

[Plenty of people could find out who, but why ruin the fun. Besides, you know you like talking to someone who types like this. You know it.]

but wat if i wanna be? ◞(・ε・`*) ...

it could b fun, and helping ppl is good right? do u help ppl? ( ・◇・)？

[Though Hisoka is a little excited for this conversation, he's yet to speak to this person while seeing a lot of him still. Impressive not in fighting it seems, but his own ways.]

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[databoner]

If you wanted to be a real hero, then you won't get anywhere by hiding who you are.

I suppose you could say I help people. I'm helping Import Ambassador Gamagori build a center to help other Imports.

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[debauchewy]

ambassador gamagori?? whats he like? (´◉ ω ◉`)？ thats a pretty cool title...

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[databoner]

Oh, I don't like to speak for people. He does a good enough job speaking for himself.

you fucking asshole

[debauchewy]

o, i guess i should talk 2 him sumtime, if he helps imports and stuff, huh? but i guess that means u help imports 2! do u get a cool title? (´｡✪ω✪｡｀)

yw

[databoner]

Oh yes, he's very open to talking about things. I'd give it a try.

I don't have a "cool title," no. I assist him with the backend management. I simply supervise and manage accounts.

[debauchewy]

well thats kinda sad. (´-д-`)

[databoner]

What is? Having no title? I prefer it that way.

[debauchewy]

so like behind the scenes stuff? super secret pulling strings? （｀ω´ ） i guess that makes u cool in a different way, huh? as long as u kno what u did?

[databoner]

"Pulling strings" has a deviant sound to it that is untrue. If I were to poorly organize this center's construction, the blame would fall on myself.

I don't need a big round of acknowledgement. I'm fine with knowing I did a good job myself, and that this will prevent further accidents with Imports in the future.

[debauchewy]

would u blame urself or would ur friend blame u? but i guess id feel rly bad 2... (・ε・`*) ...

accidents?

[databoner]

I would blame myself. Gamagori has entrusted this in my hands, but he wouldn't blame me.

Many Imports who come here don't have experience with their powers. Our training facility is for the sake of helping those who can't control themselves somewhere to go to learn.

[debauchewy]

thats sounds so nice, u guys must b close, huh? (´⌣`ʃƪ)

well thats good, so 4 ppl like me who need 2 learn how 2 use their powers 4 heroing stuff 2! wat other stuff have u done?? that sounds so helpful. (´ヮ`)

[databoner]

We are.

That's all I've done that's been helpful.

[debauchewy]

o... i guess u worked rly hard on that then! so did u use computers and stuff? im rly bad with them. ( ﾟдﾟ )

[databoner]

Well, you're essentially using one right now. And you have enough skill to make emotes with them.

[debauchewy]

but making emotes is rly easy... should it b hard? (‘◇’)?

[databoner]

It's still a skillset.

[A stupid one, but one nonetheless.]

[debauchewy]

itd be kind of sad if u cant even figure out emotes...

do u ever use them? (ΦωΦ)

[databoner]

Only when I'm not being myself.

[debauchewy]

[Touché.]

[He actually laughs at that.]

not being urself?? ( ・◇・)？

y would u ever want 2 do that? （＾Д＾）

[databoner]

Isn't there a variety of reasons why someone would want to pretend to be someone else? Or no one in particular at all?

[debauchewy]

being me is a lot more fun tho... “(ъ_ъ｡●),,,,”

[Ugh, tell him about it, HisokaChan.]

[databoner]

I wouldn't be able to tell you if I agree, given that I have no idea who you are right now.